Short and Sweet...Well Not Really

Today I came home, happy as a clown, until I realised I'd forgotten my keys, and my sister was not home.
That's right it's fun to be me.
Anyway, I called my Mum in a flustered state,
"MUUUUMMM!!! I FORGOT MY KEYS AND I'M LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!"
This is what my Mum said,
"Chillax Imogen, I'll be home in like five minutes god."
Well, not really, but along those lines.
Anyway my face was basically like this:

Except, I don't look like that or anything.

It was a stressful afternoon to say the least. I had to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Summer Heights High before I could possibly even start on my homework.

Some call this procrastinating, I call it necessary therapy in order to succeed academically.

That's all I have to say.

HERE'S A CAKE!!!

Aren't I kind? giving you cake.