Style Stalker: Teen Choice Awards 2012

Hello everybody, sorry I have not updated in so long, but not too long ago the Teen Choice Awards were on, and that always brings the delightful, the demure and downright disturbing fashions. Let's get into it!

First off, Tay Tay:

The thing that grabs me in this photo is the word moist, I hate that word

It's okay, it's pretty and very Taylor, but I just feel like we've seen all this before. But it is pretty and she looks nice.
Score: 8/10

Next, KStew

She just looks really confused here

It's....average, I don't particularly like it, the pants look incredibly uncomfortable, but it kind of works as an ensemble. I would come up with the some witty comment about her recent cheating scandal, but it's too early in the morning.

Score: 6/10

Now for Miss Hit-and-miss of award show fashion, Lea Michele!

She's wearing aluminium

Just kidding...kind of. It's better than some of her other ensembles, and I think it suits the occasion, as Teen Choice Awards isn't exactly the most formal occasions. Her hair is also pretty, so yes she gets a thumbs up.

Score: 7.5/10

AAAHHH I AM BLIND!

Dear Demi, I love that you've come back, and hosted this very event, but oh my goodness, whoever styled you for this PLEASE kick her to the curb. This is so horrible I can't even express it's frightfulness in coherent sentences. The aforementioned downright disturbing fashions has made it's appearance. As if the pattern and then the feather bit at the bottom wasn't bad enough, you had to do god knows what with your hair. I think that maybe, if the hair was less extreme and there were no feathers it could be just not great. But unfortunately, she decided to looks like an amazonian bird threw up on her. At least her shoes are okay.

Score: 2/10

Speaking of hosts:

I think Kevin McHale was temporarily blinded when he put this on.

Just, what. What even is that. It looks like he was dragged through an H&M, on the top half, and then the army for the bottom. Also his shoes look like tap shoes, that is all.

Score: 2.5/10

Hey hey it's time for the quirky one, Zooey Deschanel:

She really is just so happy to be here

It's okay, that's really all I can say. It's not terrible by any means, but it's not fabulous. The colour is pretty, I feel like Zooey is always going for this length in a dress, I would like to see her in something a little different.

Score: 6.5/10

Carly Rae Jepsen:

In this, I will not call you ever

Why does everybody have such weird patterns on? This looks like an ad for some hotel in Hawaii. I do not like it, but it's hardly the worst of the lot. Also the clutch and shoes are acceptable as singular items.

Score: 4.5/10

Let's get something half decent, Holland Roden:

Well aren't you just adorbs,..girl I don't know

To be honest, I've never seen Teen Wolf and I only know who this is because of Tumblr. But I like her outfit, it's very sweet and goes with her personality. Well, what I assume she is like. Anyway, it's good.

Score: 8/10

Victoria Justice:

Ew

I think she freaked the freak out when she looked in the mirror, because this is frightful. Maybe since Victorious has been cancelled she doesn't really care anymore. Who knows, but this certainly is not one of the better outfits.

Score: 4/10

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi:

This is possibly the cutest thing ever

Their outfits are nice, and this is such a cute picture they score top marks in being adorable.

Score: KITTENS

Selena Gomez: 

This really is her scene

The birthday girl looks cute, it's not a knockout, but I don't mind it. Her hair is nice and the dress suits her. Cute Selena, you did well.

Score: 8/10

Finally from Worst to Best, the girls of Pretty Little Liars:

Ian Harding doesn't need reviewing as his outfit is hidden by the surfboard.

Ashley Benson: 

It looks like there's helium in her pants

I don't know why, but I find this horrid. Her chest seems to be spilling out of her corset thing, and the pants make it look like she has huge hips. Altogether the outfit it just extremely unflattering.

Score: 3/10

Shay Mitchell:

So yellow.

The top is once again going for that corset look thing which I do not appreciate. The colour is also not very nice, it's not even a decent shade of yellow. To her credit, her hair is lovely.

Score: 5/10

Lucy Hale:

Saaa cute

I really like this, it's a nice colour and pretty on her. Not too formal for the occasion, and simple. WHICH SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO LEARN *COUGH* DEMI LOVATO *COUGH*. Anyway, very nice.

Score: 8.5/10

Troian Bellisario:

This pleases me

This is gorgeous, I'm sorry I thought she looked amazing. Her dress was beautiful, so delightful and demure! Perfect for the occasion. I want it, I want her hair, and although the shoes aren't really to my taste, they match perfectly. WELL DONE TROIAN! PERFECT SCORE!

Score: 10/10

That, my friends, concludes the fashion review of the Teen Choice Awards 2012. Let's look at our results!

Best Dressed: Troian Bellisario

Honorable Mention: Lucy Hale
Worst Dressed: Demi Lovato

Came extremely close to being the most fugly: Kevin McHale

Thanks for reading :)