An Announcement

Hello Everyone, I have some news for you.

After the events of the Pretty Little Liars Summer Finale and how they have taken Toby's character and his beautiful soul, AND FUCKING RUINED IT COMPLETELY!!!

Oh my goodness I am mad.

So sadly, Pretty Little Liars and I are now broken up. Maybe one day we will get back together but for now.
NO.

Actually unless Toby somehow turns out to be miraculously good, then Pretty Little Liars, to quote Tay Tay

"We are never getting back together, like ever."

I have decided that I will be doing America's Next Top Model Recaps of the new season, maybe some Once Upon A Time when it comes back on and then maybe some Glee.
I am very sorry but this is the way it is.
Hopefully there will be new posts soon and other things for you to look forward to!

Style Stalker: Teen Choice Awards 2012

Hello everybody, sorry I have not updated in so long, but not too long ago the Teen Choice Awards were on, and that always brings the delightful, the demure and downright disturbing fashions. Let's get into it!

First off, Tay Tay:

The thing that grabs me in this photo is the word moist, I hate that word

It's okay, it's pretty and very Taylor, but I just feel like we've seen all this before. But it is pretty and she looks nice.
Score: 8/10

Next, KStew

She just looks really confused here

It's....average, I don't particularly like it, the pants look incredibly uncomfortable, but it kind of works as an ensemble. I would come up with the some witty comment about her recent cheating scandal, but it's too early in the morning.

Score: 6/10

Now for Miss Hit-and-miss of award show fashion, Lea Michele!

She's wearing aluminium

Just kidding...kind of. It's better than some of her other ensembles, and I think it suits the occasion, as Teen Choice Awards isn't exactly the most formal occasions. Her hair is also pretty, so yes she gets a thumbs up.

Score: 7.5/10

AAAHHH I AM BLIND!

Dear Demi, I love that you've come back, and hosted this very event, but oh my goodness, whoever styled you for this PLEASE kick her to the curb. This is so horrible I can't even express it's frightfulness in coherent sentences. The aforementioned downright disturbing fashions has made it's appearance. As if the pattern and then the feather bit at the bottom wasn't bad enough, you had to do god knows what with your hair. I think that maybe, if the hair was less extreme and there were no feathers it could be just not great. But unfortunately, she decided to looks like an amazonian bird threw up on her. At least her shoes are okay.

Score: 2/10

Speaking of hosts:

I think Kevin McHale was temporarily blinded when he put this on.

Just, what. What even is that. It looks like he was dragged through an H&M, on the top half, and then the army for the bottom. Also his shoes look like tap shoes, that is all.

Score: 2.5/10

Hey hey it's time for the quirky one, Zooey Deschanel:

She really is just so happy to be here

It's okay, that's really all I can say. It's not terrible by any means, but it's not fabulous. The colour is pretty, I feel like Zooey is always going for this length in a dress, I would like to see her in something a little different.

Score: 6.5/10

Carly Rae Jepsen:

In this, I will not call you ever

Why does everybody have such weird patterns on? This looks like an ad for some hotel in Hawaii. I do not like it, but it's hardly the worst of the lot. Also the clutch and shoes are acceptable as singular items.

Score: 4.5/10

Let's get something half decent, Holland Roden:

Well aren't you just adorbs,..girl I don't know

To be honest, I've never seen Teen Wolf and I only know who this is because of Tumblr. But I like her outfit, it's very sweet and goes with her personality. Well, what I assume she is like. Anyway, it's good.

Score: 8/10

Victoria Justice:

Ew

I think she freaked the freak out when she looked in the mirror, because this is frightful. Maybe since Victorious has been cancelled she doesn't really care anymore. Who knows, but this certainly is not one of the better outfits.

Score: 4/10

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi:

This is possibly the cutest thing ever

Their outfits are nice, and this is such a cute picture they score top marks in being adorable.

Score: KITTENS

Selena Gomez: 

This really is her scene

The birthday girl looks cute, it's not a knockout, but I don't mind it. Her hair is nice and the dress suits her. Cute Selena, you did well.

Score: 8/10

Finally from Worst to Best, the girls of Pretty Little Liars:

Ian Harding doesn't need reviewing as his outfit is hidden by the surfboard.

Ashley Benson: 

It looks like there's helium in her pants

I don't know why, but I find this horrid. Her chest seems to be spilling out of her corset thing, and the pants make it look like she has huge hips. Altogether the outfit it just extremely unflattering.

Score: 3/10

Shay Mitchell:

So yellow.

The top is once again going for that corset look thing which I do not appreciate. The colour is also not very nice, it's not even a decent shade of yellow. To her credit, her hair is lovely.

Score: 5/10

Lucy Hale:

Saaa cute

I really like this, it's a nice colour and pretty on her. Not too formal for the occasion, and simple. WHICH SOME PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO LEARN *COUGH* DEMI LOVATO *COUGH*. Anyway, very nice.

Score: 8.5/10

Troian Bellisario:

This pleases me

This is gorgeous, I'm sorry I thought she looked amazing. Her dress was beautiful, so delightful and demure! Perfect for the occasion. I want it, I want her hair, and although the shoes aren't really to my taste, they match perfectly. WELL DONE TROIAN! PERFECT SCORE!

Score: 10/10

That, my friends, concludes the fashion review of the Teen Choice Awards 2012. Let's look at our results!

Best Dressed: Troian Bellisario

Honorable Mention: Lucy Hale
Worst Dressed: Demi Lovato

Came extremely close to being the most fugly: Kevin McHale

Thanks for reading :)

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - My Name Is Trouble

Back again! So Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Emily just about got promised a full scholarship. Wren and Spencer kissed, Wren has a hot British accent. Ezra has an ex fiancee. Ian can text even though he's dead! Garret is talking about 'the Jason thing'? Hmmm. What could that mean? The girls have to spend time apart, and Spencer realises (thanks to Jason) that Ian never directly confessed to killing Alison! :O Someone's been breaking into houses, and Melissa lied about going outside. You can read about the previous episode here.
So the episode begins with the girls talking in the cinema, come on girls, you're never supposed to do that! they chat about Melissa's weird behaviour. Then, oh my goodness, there's a black hooded figure inside the cinema and it's really scary! The film gets burnt! Wait, what? I swear film is not played on a film roll nowadays, well they are watching a black and white film. Do they only show old movies in Rosewood? Anyway, creepy black hoodie points a torch at them, Hanna can't find her other shoe. Black Hoodie Person jumps and........it was a dream. Melissa is looking for her wedding ring because she took it off. Her phone rings and she goes upstairs to talk. Oooh!
OPENING CREDITS
In the Marin household the parents seem to be laughing over coffee. Hanna's dad says he's staying in Rosewood, and Hanna's parents seem to be getting on creepily well. Weird. Hanna asks what was so funny, apparently Hanna's grandmother rearranged furniture, LOL. Not really. Hanna says that her parents suddenly getting along is strange. Ashley says that "things change, people grow."
At school, Emily is in the bathroom and then the girls all come out of the stalls at once BAM! That had sass! Emily shows them the letter saying she might get into Danby. Aria says that she is taking a class at Hollis. Apparently Hanna is still stealing moisturiser. Honestly if some creepy stalker who seems to know all of my secrets and likes to use them against me. I wouldn't keep on stealing, especially after said stalker already had me arrested for it. Come on, Hanna, think.
Yum, Toby! He is dropping off stuff before his GED! Toby got a carpentry job for Jason Dilaurentis. Spencer is not happy. But Toby needs cash to buy tools and a truck. Spencer makes him promise not to go inside the house. Toby promises, they kiss, cuteness.
Hanna sees Lucas and asks him to sit, but it turns out Lucas has to go see Caleb. Haha, Lucas had a shirt saying 'Nerds <3  apple pie' but not the word pie, the maths symbol, and the apple company symbol I just couldn't be bothered finding that on my computer. Hanna asks him to hang out, but Lucas can't. Hanna says she wants to help out with yearbook, Lucas agrees.
Aria and Ezra chat at Hollis, while they drink coffee and hold hands, which they discuss. Jackie sees them kiss! Whoops! Wow, Jackie's scarf and cardigan are dreadful. Aria arrives for her first class and who should be there but JENNA!!!! OH SHIT.
Spencer comes back from field hockey practice and sees someone in the window of Jason's house, but Jason's outside....waaaaaaaaaaaaaat? This is getting more and more complicated.
Spencer tells Emily about what she saw, but Emily thinks maybe she's imagining things. Spencer looks over and sees Jason putting up newspapers on Alison's bedroom window.
Cue Flashback!
Spencer and Emily are having a sleepover when Alison comes and demands she stays over, apparently Jason's party friends are giving her a hard time. She says that she should call her grandma and get Jason written out of the will. As Alison stands by the window, we see some tears! Wow, who knew she had feelings. She takes a bite of an apple, but then..."your family has the worst apples." Hastings family, your apples suck.
Back in the present, Spencer rings Emily and brings up stuff about Jason. In the yearbook offices, Hanna helps Lucas with Danielle, this girl he likes. Well not really, it more just brings out sassy Lucas. Melissa is still looking for her ring, Spencer tells Melissa she is scared to be alone. Spencer brings up some story about how Melissa told some girl to eat a jump rope. What?
Aria discusses Jenna being in her class with Ezra who is in a robe.
Spencer finds Melissa's wedding ring, as Melissa yells at her about coconut water. Ew, coconut water.
Hanna wakes up and her Dad's on the phone arguing with probably Isabel. I like Hanna's outfit. Yes it was Isabel on the phone. Her Dad tells her that things are a little tense between him and Isabel.
Hanna and Aria are in the car with Emily, and Aria tells Hanna that she needs to stay out of her parents business. Emily looks very downcast, she shows them a letter saying that if Emily continues to be Rosewood's MVP and Anchor until the end of the season the University can offer her a full scholarship. But it turns out Emily wrote it, awkward. Hanna gets very excited saying Emily can get her into Harvard. Hanna encourages Emily to send the letter, but Aria says no. Shut up Aria, it means Emily can stay. Emily relents to Hanna, feeling as if there's no other way.
Oh my goodness it's shirtless Toby! He's been working all day! Ah, an episode of Pretty Little Liars is never as good without a dash of shirtless Toby :) Spencer arrives and Jason mistakes her for Melissa. Jason goes to grab a drink. He comes back with bloody rubbish! Oh my god you guys, Jason's a woman and he had his period and he didn't want anybody to find out.
Aria's at her pottery class, she's not very good her spinner is like way out of control. She pretends her name is Anita because Jenna's nearby.
Hanna chats to Danielle, and talks up Lucas, it seems to work. Also Danielle is pretty.
Spencer pawns Melissa's ring, but I think somebody saw!
At school, Lucas talks to Hanna about what she said to Danielle. She wants to grab coffee with him! Hanna apologises again about the incident with Lucas and Sean at the Dance marathon, she repeats he Mum's words "people change, they grow."
Emily licks the envelope, and places it in a book when her Mum comes in with a bunch of old stuff. Her Mum says how hard it must have been for her to hide who she was. It was very heartfelt, Emily's Mum leaves the room and Emily rips up the Danby letter.
Back at Jason's house, Toby (who unfortunately is no longer shirtless) comes out to the front yard and Spencer drives in on the truck he wanted, and gives it to him. Oh my goodness. He says that he loves her, how cute, they kiss. Oh my god Spoby feels!.....Jason is standing on the porch. Creepy.
Hanna comes home to see her parents sitting in the courtyard, drinking wine and laughing. She sees a message from Isabel that arrives on her Dad's phone, apologising for their fight, but Hanna deletes it.
At the pottery class, Jenna asks for 'Anita's' help, Aria is basically a mute. She lights a candle, puts it in the pot and turns off the lights. Wow, that's one bright candle. Jenna gets very emotional about how she used to see light on the water. Sometimes I think the girls don't acknowledge that they blinded this girl. If someone blinded me I would probably go all bitchy on their ass to. Aria gets emotional to, and begins to talk but woops Jenna realises it's her. Oh shit! Jenna tells her to blow out the candle. SCARY!
Spencer is reading in her room when she hears something downstairs, it's Melissa on the phone! Emily gets a letter from Danby University, what?! Oh my goodness, how did that happen? Emily goes through her bin and there's a letter from....A!
You can't play cat and mouse if the mouse moves to Texas.
I need you here Em. Congrats!
- A
Oh no! If I was Emily I never would've considered not moving, I would've jumped at the chance to get away from A.
Back at Spencer's Aria tells Hanna and Spencer about her Jenna encounter and how it was tres awkward. Melissa is going off and about, where is she going? She walks up to a parked car, and it's not Ian in the car, but it's Wren! The sexy British accent is back in the show! Hanna is funny with "Melissa's on drugs?!" When they spot Wren giving her painkillers. Melissa goes through the bag, and we see a shadow from the Dilaurentis window!
Black gloves are handing down money and they take the ring from the pawn shop! Hey, wait, if A just took the ring, what makes it more plausible that Mona owned that ring then Spencer? Weird.
Well that's it! See you next time!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - The Goodbye Look

Hello! I am Back :)
So Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Spencer was almost thrown off a bell tower by Ian, but then someone in a black hoodie pushed Ian off instead! But Ian's body is missing! A deleted the videos off Emily's hard drive and the girls have to spend some time apart! Emily might move to Texas, Mona ripped up Caleb's letter, and Jason is being mentioned. The girls think Ian is alive because he seems to be texting Melissa! But of course they're the ones reading it. Sometimes I think if they had just left everything alone, their situation would be nowhere near as bad. You can read about the previous episode here.
So we begin where we last lest off in the creepy as hell greenhouse, the girls are discussing what to do, asking a lot of questions and it's all very dramatic. As they leave they're reminded they have to spend time apart, and then we see Jason! But it's a different actor, and the constant "It's JASON!! RIGHT THERE!!" Is to tell us idiots that it's a different guy. But what's he doing back in that house is the question the girls want to know.
OPENING CREDITS
At the Marin household, Hanna doesn't want to avoid her friends, and it turns out Hanna's dad is coming back to town. Question, why is Hanna's Mum still known as Mrs. Marin but they're divorced? Weird. Emily's phone is being restricted, and Emily's mum seems to view it as a 'project'. I think Emily is PMSing because she's being very grouchy. But things get a whole lot worse when she sees her whole hard drive has been erased. I would be so pissed if someone did that because I would lose all my saved movies, TV shows and gifs. She quickly tells Spencer, and how people had been coming in the house all day and her laptop had been sitting there. That's kind of dumb, someone could just take it.
Melissa comes with a sonogram of the baby, and wants her phone in case the police call, fair enough. Not everything is a conspiracy Spencer.
At school, Aria is being kind of pissy with Ezra about him leaving, they play the Ezria dramatic music, you know the one that they always play. Aria and Ezra are going to "taawwwlllkk." That's actually what Ian Harding sounded like when he said that. Mona comes up to talk to Aria and says how Aria knows Mr. Fitz better. Hmmm suspicious? Jokes we already knows its her.
At lunch, the girls are trying to inconspicuously talk, but then they realise they can't sit together much to Hanna's dismay. Omg Spencer put on a bra with padding. Hanna ignores Mona, oooh Hanna, bet you wish you didn't do that in the future. A TEXT FROM MONA, I mean A.
Look at you, all alone in a crowd.
I win!
xoxo - A
Hey it's Toby! He's here to get papers from the office, he's going to get a GED on his own. I don't know what that is. Toby got a job at Rosewood construction, and he wants to move out of his parents house.
Emily wins her swim meet, and Samara wants to hang, but Emily doesn't want to start anything she can't finish, but screw that they have a date. A Danby U scout comes up to talk to Emily and gives her his card. OMG!!! SHE GOT SCOUTED!!!
Well, not really but we're getting there.
At the Hastings household, Melissa is frustrated at the papers, and Spencer has these really yummy looking brownie cake things and I really want one. They're for Jason Dilaurentis, but Melissa and Spencer split one. Melissa says Jason isn't someone you could depend on and gets snappy. Omg I want that cake so bad. I'm going to pause the episode and get cake. Okay, I'm back, I couldn't get cake but I got chocolate.
So now we're back at the Marin house and Hanna's parents are discussing the therapist lady with her. Hanna's parents seem to be getting along a lot better, oooh! Hanna makes a jab about her dad never being in Rosewood, and it turns out her Dad is staying for a few days. Her parents are drinking wine, being a bit flirty. Omg!
Emily is packing up, when her Mum tells her that their the garage has been broken into and some stuff was taken. Emily is also forced to hand over her phone.
Spencer goes to Jason's to bring him the yummy cake, a dog sniffs the garden and Jason yells and throws a paper at it. She gives him the cake, yum I want some. They chat a bit, Spencer tries to get some stuff out of him, she's being rather obvious. I think this actor looks a lot more like Alison than the other guy did. They at least look kind of similar. Jason asks about Ian confessing to killing Ali, and it turns out Ian never directly confessed to killing her. Spencer leaves, or rather is forced to before...
FLASHBACK

Jason is yelling at Alison to stay out of his room, and Alison makes a jab about doorknobs. Alison says that she has hiding places all over the house and the yard, "When I hide something it stays hid, until I want it found. That's why your secrets are all so safe with me." Why is she always bringing up secrets whenever she can I swear this is what it's like:
Anybody: I'm going to the supermarket
Alison: I'll keep that locked away where nobody can find it, like all those other secrets you told me
Anybody: It's not a secret....
Alison: Shhhhhhhh, don't worry, secrets will keep us close.
Like seriously she brings it up anyway she can, one second their talking about Jason's stuff, the next another secrets reference, Jeez Alison, think of a few more topics of conversation.
Back in the present, Spencer leaves the porch of Jason's house, that's it.
Emily swims in slow motion to a song I've never heard, and then we cross over to her talking to the Danby U scout. But he tells her that if she moves that it will be a step down and it will make it hard for her to get a scholarship or get in.
Next scene was oh so sad, Spencer waits in the car and sees Toby get fired :( Poor Toby. Spencer gets really fired up, but Toby wants to talk later. :( So many sad faces :(((((( or a sad face with lots of chins.
Aria is on the phone to Ezra as she waits in his apartment. Wow, haven't seen this situation like 10000 times before. Aria puts back the diploma A stole.
Emily tells her Mum about the scholarship stuff, and how she needs to stay at Danby. Her Mum said that they won't do anything based on one conversation, they need commitment.
Spencer and Aria are talking on the phone and Aria asks her how long she should wait, I think she's talking about sex but it's kind of vague.
Toby arrives at the Hastings, and Aria sits in the chair. If I was her I would be so bored. Ezra texts her asking for her to wait.
Mona leaves a message at the Marin's, and Hanna's Dad comes to talk to her. They talk about how she only sees her Dad when she's in trouble as she unloads the dishwasher. Why do they always look so glamorous even when they're just at home? When I'm at home I just sit around in leggings with horrible looking hair and no makeup. But they traipse around with perfect hair and heels. Oh well, I guess this is television and not real life.
We get a little montage of all the memorabilia in Ezra's apartment that have to do with his relationship with Aria. She waits for freaking ever and then leaves. Jeez if you waited that long you might as well stay.
Emily and Samara are at the movies and Emily says how she'll get to stay in Rosewood. They talk about their first girlfriends, apparently Samara's first girlfriend was called "Manaryanganary." What the fuck is that name? I probably misheard, but that's sure what it sounded like.
Mona and Hanna run into each other at the Grill, and Hanna doesn't like the fact that Mona's going out with Noel. Noal? How have I spelled it in the past? Let's check. Noal. They make up.
Toby and Spencer talk about how Ian is texting Melissa. Toby is so cute, here was the conversation
Spencer: What would you have done?
Toby: Something!
Spencer: What?
Toby: (sheepishly) I don't know
He's so cute. Then he makes weird references about Rosewood being a collective mind creature. They hug and it's cute.
Aria arrives at Spencer's house to see it's been broken into. My god, if a house is dark and nobody replies after you call like heaps of times and it's obviously been broken into why would you stay there? Jesus a lot of the time people on this show a severely lacking in the common sense department.
Spencer is back and Aria is okay besides being a little bumped up, they talk about how more than one house has been broken into, and maybe it wasn't A who broke in but Ian. But what would he want in the house? Aria answers to Spencer "You....?"
Emily tells the scout that she needs a letter, but he can't give her an actual offer, only a maybe letter. Ezra receives his book and makes a speech, mainly directed at Aria, duh. The students are all nice and saying goodbye, Spencer says goodbye to Ezra, yay my crackship!
Aria waits at the lunch table for awhile and then runs in slow motion to the classroom, but Ezra is gone. Then she looks outside the window and it's all of a sudden sunny, more slow mo running and she just jumps and makes out with him in the school car park. Isn't anybody there that could see them? I feel like they always do these scenes with Ezria, like some kind of dramatic slow motion scene but it happens too often to feel significant, it just feels corny.
Spencer arrives home and it's raining just instantly again. Melissa says she never left the house but her raincoat and boots are wet, and the baby sonogram is in the pocket of her coat.
The girls once again meet in the greenhouse, and that it probably was Ian she was going to see. They walk past Jason's house, and see part of the front dug up, he says that he's putting up a fence for privacy and security, and how he wants people to mind their own business. The girls think that maybe he's trying to keep somebody not out but in, ooooohh!!!
As we close, a black glove pats the dog that was hanging by the dug up hole in the garden. AND THAT'S IT!
Well that was fun, I will hopefully have the next recap up by tomorrow!
See you next time for 'My Name Is Trouble' :)

Favourite Blogs

Hello Everyone!
Sorry I've been gone for so long, I've been fairly busy, but I am back. So have a party.
Anyway, today I thought I would supply you with my favourite blogs for you to read when I have an absence of posts.
SO HERE WE GO!
(In No Particular Order)
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/
http://blandcanyon.blogspot.com.au/
http://gofugyourself.com/

That is all.
Bye!
P.S. New Pretty Little Liars Post very soon!

The Hunger Games

So I have finished all the books, and have now seen the movie...twice? Yes.
IT WAS SO GOOD. OMG. I DIED. IT WAS AMAZING!
I loved it.
The score was excellent, the acting was excellent and Jennifer Lawrence was really amazing. JOSH HUTCHERSON WAS AMAZING I LOVE YOU!
I strongly advise you go see it, because it is truly amazing. I cried so much.
Anyway, the other day, I finished Mockingjay, and it was just a punch in the face, then the stomach, and then the face again. Emotionally speaking of course. Not literally, like the book didn't actually punch me in the face.
But I was pleased with the ending, Peeta for the win! Go home Gale. I love Peeta so much. Anyway, the only thing that bothered me is that it was so intense and would move fairly fast that I sometimes was confused on what was going on, so I had to go back and re-read it. But besides that, it was a really great book. Expecially the real or not real. That just made me so happy and cry at the same time. Ha ha, I get way to invested in fictional characters.
Bye!

Daily Grace: The Hunger Games Deleted Scenes

I finally read The Hunger Games! It was amazing! I am seeing the movie really soon and I will talk about that when I have seen it :) But I am now reading Catching Fire, and ugh I love it. Anyway, a fair few posts ago I posted a Daily Grace video about The Hunger Games. She made another one, where she has done her own deleted scenes, it isn't really as funny if you haven't read the books but still. I have watched it so many times and still find it hilarious :)

"Cool, Thanks!"

Pretty Little Liars....You let me down.

Isn't Aria's dress horrible?

REALLY?! Just like the books?!! REALLY!!!
I was pissed.
Ugh! But it was a good episode, I especially liked the Spencer and Toby reunion.
But yes, I was not happy. But oh no! Maya is dead! How sad :( I never really liked her that much but I felt bad for Emily. Also the episode was quite scary. I was scared! I was thinking "If I knew that it wasn't going to be Mona, I would suspect her so much right now."
Ugh, still so annoying. I swear they said they weren't going to do the same thing as the books. If they do the twin thing...I WILL BE SO MAD! But I think they will.

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - It's Alive

Let's get started with Season Two!
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, there were these creepy videos, Jenna and Paolo (Garret) were getting it on, Jackie (Ezra's ex fiancee) works at Hollis. Emily's going to Texas, Spencer and Toby are super sweet, Ian almost killed Spencer, but he died instead...but the body's missing! You can read all about the drama of the finale right here.
We begin where we left off, at the Church. The girls are discussing what happened to Ian, or what might of. Then once again, they're being dragged down to the station. Wait no, Paolo is taking them into a deep and dark alleyway, "Get out of the car." He says darkly, jokes he just took them outside of the car, and says they can't talk about the blackmail of Ian. Oh no! Jenna's around the corner!
OPENING CREDITS
The girls are all at Spencer's and talking about if they should tell someone about A when...All the parents are there!! They say that the girls have to go see a shrink...and they don't believe their story about what happened last night. There's a knock at the door it's....TOBY! YAY! He wants to see Spencer, but her father says he can't see her, even though Toby says "I would never do anything to hurt Spencer."
Paolo and Jenna talk in the car, about..."The Jason Thing!" How many J name things can their be? Turns out Jason's moved back into the Dilaurentis' house.
Aria and her Mum talk at school the next day, and her Mum's going to move back in.
The girls come to class, and everyone stares. Spencer wins best outfit, her blouse is gorgeous.
Mr. Fitz arrives...and so does Noal! Oh my goodness! His suspension is over.
All this weird whispering is going on in the halls until Mona strolls up, "I don't know what's more pathetic...people who gossip, or people who listen to gossip."
Aria goes to chat to Ezra, and she's still not happy with him.
Spencer goes to the Cavanaugh house, and Jenna answers the door. Jenna says her parents said that Toby's not allowed to see her anymore.
A Realtor comes and looks in Emily's room, which depresses her.
The police interview Melissa, and Spencer says that Ian is dead. Melissa cries. Spencer storms out.
The girls go have therapy with Dr. Sullivan. Hanna is late.
Lucas droops Caleb off, Lucas is an amazing human being.
Dr. Sullivan and the girls talk, well mainly Emily talks. Sometimes Aria, sometimes Spencer. They consider talking about A, or Jenna, but no. They don't.
When they come out of the Therapist's office, Spencer sees Toby and wow that's a nice shot. But oh no! Jenna is there! GO AWAY JENNA!
The girls see a newspaper detailing that they are lying. Then a message from A,
I spy a liar.
Hanna goes home, and Caleb is there! Ashley excuses herself.
Caleb wants to talk, Hanna is not so keen. Caleb tells her he wrote a letter, but Hanna never got it. Hanna says nothing's changed. Caleb wants to make it up to her, "because I love you." But Hanna can't forget that he was using her.
Hanna then tells Mona she knows about the letter, they get mad. AND MONA IS ON A DATE WITH NOAL!! Omg, new OTP!! Jokes.
Spencer is trying on tops. OMG TOPLESS! Well, backless! Spencer is getting ready to go see Toby.
Melissa wants to talk to her, she says the baby's going to named Taylor. Spencer likes it. Melissa wants to hear what happened at the church. Toby's at Emily's, and cuts of the height measurements. Spencer can't come, she's talking to Melissa. Emily apologises about not believing him at first. They talk about Emily being different.
Aria arrives at Ezra's apartment..and he's shirtless. Everyone is shirtless in this episode. I think they painted on his abs though. As Aria leaves Ezra's apartment, she get's a text from A, with a picture of Ezra's apartment and asking what's missing. The girls decide to tell Dr. Sullivan about the video and A.
When Hanna asks if what they say in the office stays private, Dr. Sullivan says it only is told to someone if she believes they are a danger to themselves or somebody else. Just as Aria is about to tells her what happened, Spencer spots Ezra's degree on the shelf.
"THIS TALK IS PREMATURE!!"
They all leave, Aria is confused. They tell her, Spencer says Ezra needs to change his locks.
Later, Aria's in her room, and her parents say she needs to see the therapist by herself, and she can't spend time with her friends. NOO!! Cue montage of everyone upset to Christina Perri.
Spencer looks out the window and something's rustling! she locks all the door's but someone's coming in!! Oh no!! AHHH!! She's got the knife again!!!! AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S TOBY!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! HAPPY TIMES! They hug, Toby says he had to see her. Dr. Sullivan leaves her office, something isn't quite right. She gets in her car, she's fine. But someone in a black hoodie is watching her!
Toby leaves and tells Spencer to lock the door. Not before seeing a message from a blocked number
"Melissa it's not safe. I can't tell you."
The girls meet up and decide to send a reply to Ian, when they ask what the baby's name is, he get's it correct. Ian's still alive? We finish with seeing A wiping out Emily's entire hard drive...including the videos.
See you soon for the next episode!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - For Whom The Bell Tolls

Last one of the season! Here we go!
Previously, Alison threatened Toby, There was a Jenna thing, Melissa and Spencer argue over Ian, Aria knows about Jackie, Hanna and Lucas are no go, Hanna did it with Caleb, Toby and Spencer are totally together, Paolo's in it, someone has been videoing the girls. But you can read all about the drama, debacles and the Spencer and Toby relationship of the previous episode right here.
We begin with the girls watching creepy videos of Toby and Jenna, ew. They decide that they need to talk to Jenna, to find out what she knows. Even though she might be A. Oh well. They have to prove that Ian killed Alison.
OPENING CREDITS
Byron and Ella talk at the breakfast table about organising the week. Aria comes downstairs and gets messages from Ezra, saying that a cop was at his house. Aria tells her Mum that she needs to decide what to do about her Dad.
Hanna wants to stay at home, but Mrs. Hanna convinces her not to.
Spencer cracks a mean joke about Melissa's baby, which gets Melissa really pissed.
At Emily's, her Mum says she needs to talk to her about something, Emily asks if her Dad is okay, her mum says nothing....OMG! Emily asks again, "Oh no, he's fine."
Okay, why didn't you just say that in the first place rather than stressing us out Pam? Anyway, Emily's going to have to move to Texas.
Ezra's leaving Rosewood High, because Hollis offered him the job. He's attending the faculty meeting at Aria's house...She's going to show him her room!!
Hanna and Mona talk, and Hanna says she's mad at herself for being stupid and believing Caleb loved her. WEREN'T YOU ONLY DATING FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES??!!!
The girls spot Jenna and go off to talk to her. I think I have to give Aria best outfit, Spencer is a close second. The girls tell Jenna they have the video and they've seen it, and they want the truth.
Jenna tells them that when Alison visited Jenna in the hospital showed her the video, and said that if Jenna keeps quiet about there secret, (I assume she means that they blinded her), she'll keep the video under wraps. Alison says if Jenna ever comes back to Rosewood, she'll bury her, bitch you already blinded her! What more can you do??!!
The girls talk about how Alison got the videos, and Jenna came back for Alison's funeral because she could,
The girls get a pre-paid phone, and send Ian a message about Alison's video, then all look at him when he gets it. WAY TO BE OBVIOUS!!! Hanna says she got a text from her Mum, but her phone screen is black! I don't think that's deliberate. Anyway, they tell Ian to bring money to the woods.
Hanna leaves her phone and when Caleb calls she tells him that Hanna threw away the letter. Lucas overhears, and Mona says that if he keeps quiet he'll go "from Hermy to Her Man."
Jenna gets a phone call from...Ian! Well, I don't know, maybe it's just clever editing and he's not actually talking to Jenna, who knows.
Emily runs into Paolo and he tells her that he's on Emily's side. He gives Emily his number and tells her to call him if she needs anything, maybe a fake Italian accent?
Emily finds Hanna waiting at her porch, they talk about Emily leaving for Texas and how neither of them want to be alone.
Spencer studies on her bed with Toby reading on her arm chair reading a book. Spencer likes having Toby there. Toby likes being there. Something's happening tonight, I forget what it is. Toby opens Spencer's window and she falls asleep across him.
Jenna talks to....PAOLO!! Paolo says he won't let them get out, they kiss. Ew. More Spoby! Not Panna!
That's Paolo and Jenna by the way.
Oh my god, Jackie shows up for the faculty mixer!!
Spencer wakes up as her phone beeps, Melissa texts Spencerand says she needs a ride. Spencer tells TOby she never had a safe place to land, and she wants him to stay safe. Toby says that if she needs anything tonight, he'll be there for her. Spencer loves knowing that. Toby is also going to keep Jenna busy tonight. WHAT'S TONIGHT???!!
Aria and Ezra have a fight about Jackie, and Ezra lying. Hanna sits sadly on her steps, waiting for Caleb to call, jokes she deletes his number. Wait, if Caleb has like no money...how does he pay his phone bill? Maybe he's on pre-paid.
Caleb is in a car, with Lucas! Lucas has brought him back to Rosewood because Hanna deserves to be happy.
Melissa is in the car with Spencer and Spencer tells her that she does care about the baby, Melissa doesn't believe her. THEY'RE IN AN ACCIDENT!!!
Spencer's fine, so is Melissa, but the baby might not be.
Hanna, Aria and Emily get a message from A.
Buckle up bitches!
Nothing is ever as it seems
-A
Oh no! A knows they're there! Spencer get's the stuff from the vehicle and has all these messages from Aira. She calls her as she goes to the church to get Melissa's phone. Paolo arrives, to help out the girls. Well, so they think.
Hanna says she left a note with her Mum, just in case.
Spencer arrives at the church, it's rather dark and eerie for a place of god. Nobody's there, the place is empty.
A car pulls up, and the girls get out of sight. Someone gets out...but it's not Ian! It's some random guy!
Spencer still at the church, is still looking for the phone. THE DOOR SLAMS LOUDLY! IAN IS THERE!!
Turns out the guy is someone Ian found online.
Ian calls the number of the blocked messages, and now knows it's Spencer. Ian says he knows about the accident, but was waiting for Spencer to leave the hospital. She throws the movies, saying if he's going to take care of her like he took care of Alison. It's very dramatic, Spencer runs around before calling Emily, and the girls hear everything. Ian is trying to make it look like she committed suicide. NOOO SPENCER!!! TOBY SAVE HER!!! Spencer is about to fall when....Jesus, Aria, Emily and Hanna are acting like they found out that Spencer forget to order them pizza.
A black hooded figure appears, Ian asks what they're doing there, and then BAM pushes Ian and SAVES Spencer.
Ian is dead! I think. Spencer thinks Ian killed Alison, well actually he never admitted it, so you don't know that.
The girls come out of the church, the police are there, IAN'S BODY IS GONE!! These girls seem to always be in trouble.
Byron and Ella seem to make up outside the church, Florence and The Machine plays. Heaps of people are there, thinking the girls are lying, Noal Kahn is there. A MESSAGE FROM A!!!
It's not over until I say it is.
Sleep tight, will you still can bitches.
-A
Said simultaneously, by the way. AND THAT'S THE END OF SEASON ONE!
Only all of season two to go and we will have successfully completed the challenge!
See you soon for 'It's Alive' :)

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Monsters In The End

I remember this episode, it's one of my favourites! I love it. Here we go!
So Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Spencer's house got searched, Paolo from Lizzie McGuire movie is a Rosewood cop, Spencer and Toby are together!! Emily and Paige are getting together, but they don't want to hide, Ella knows Aria is seeing someone and it's driving a wedge between her parents, Caleb was spying on Hanna, they found fibers on Spencer's bracelet and now she looks even more suspicious. But you can read all about what happened last time by clicking right here.
So we open with the girls at the Apple Rose Grill. Wow, we haven't been there in forever! They're talking about who put the fibers on Spencer's bracelet. Spencer thinks someone's out there watching them, and Hanna agrees to talk to Caleb to see what he knows. We see that Spencer was right, Paolo or Garret was watching them! Ooooh!
OPENING CREDITS
It's Hastings Household time and Melissa is taking a hell of a lot vitamins. Spencer's Mum wants her to go help Melissa at the church stall, and also not to see Toby. NO SPENCER MUST SEE TOBY!!
Hanna's at home, and she's staring at an open fridge. You know, as you do.
Hanna doesn't want to talk about Caleb. Mrs. Marin says that Hanna can stay home from school and have a mental health day, as if my Mum would never let me do that.
Mona arrives and says it's her fault that Caleb screwed Hanna over, she should have done something.
Caleb goes up to talk to Aria, and Ella walks past, she mouths "IS THAT THE BOY?!! HE'S CUTE!!" Hehe I love Ella.
Emily agrees to go with Paige to a meeting with someone from a gay pride group, to talk about how to come out to her parents.
Aria talks to Ezra about having a stay at home weekend, isn't that what they always go anyways?
Hanna goes to talk to Caleb, and asks what Jenna wanted. Caleb says she wanted a key, and Alison gave it to one of them. Caleb tells Hanna he misses her, but no luck.
Aria goes into Ezra's apartment and talks to Spencer who says that she doesn't know if Toby believes she didn't set him up with the sweater. Aria knocks his computer and it opens to like some social networking site that isn't facebook, but it's like facebook. Except his profile picture is him in the bar the day he met Aria, how did he get a picture of that?
Anyways it goes to a picture of him and some woman we know is his ex-fiancee. This freaks out Aria so she cancels on their plans.
At Emily's, Hanna tells the girls about Jenna wanting a key. Aria defends Caleb, and says she saw a picture of him with a girl wearing an engagement ring. Spencer and Emily say to tell Ezra the truth, but Hanna says to make a fake profile and friend Jackie. Ha ha Hanna is funny.
Spencer arrives at the Cavanaugh house, where Toby is, as per usual, fixing his motorbike. When Spencer Toby tells her that he believes she didn't plant the evidence, they decide to meet up at the festival. Yay!
Spencer and Toby date time! Paolo is spying on her, yet again. I like Spencer's jumper, I want it.
Emily is now at the grill meeting the girl that Paige wanted to talk to.
Hanna helps Aria make a fake profile and they send a friend request!
Paige is a no show on the meeting but Samara and Emily seem to hit it off.
At the church stall, Sean's mum is weird. Ian talks briefly about Hilton Head, nothing that important happens.
Emily shows up at Samara's stall, and everything is really nice, Paige shows up. It's awkward.
Caleb shows up at the Marin house, and tries to give Hanna a letter, but Ashley said to go to the festival.
Emily basically breaks up, even though they were never really together, with Paige.
Aria gets a notification that Jackie accepted her friend request, but then she removes her.
Hanna is with Mona at a cake stall, and Hanna hides when Caleb shows up. Caleb gives Mona the letter, but Mona tears it up and throws it in the bin. She tells Hanna he just wanted change. In the rubbish, we see the letter said Caleb loves her. Aw.
Spencer's at the festival and Ian is creepy to her again.
Aria tells Ezra she found the picture and wants to know what that's about. He tells her that Jackie is his ex-fiancee, but she broke up with him.
Ashley sees Hanna at the festival and tells her Caleb is leaving Rosewood. And that she sees herself in him.
Emily gets a message from A whilst admiring her new earrings,
Poor Em, You definitely have a type: Love me, lie for me.
- A.
Oooh! Cue Flashback! Alison brought back something for Emily. She says she needs to keep the snow globe in a safe place, it's a lot more valuable than it looks.
Back in the present, Emily begins to realise something.
THE SNOWGLOBE HAS THE KEY!!
Aria and Ezra take a picture as a couple, with bags over their heads. Emily texts Aria saying she found the key, Aria leaves in a hurry, but not fast enough because Paolo to sees her leaving his apartment.
Back at the festival, Spencer is waiting for Toby saying he's inside and he had to borrow a phone because his died. DON'T TRUST AN UNKNOWN TEXT SPENCER!!! She goes inside!!! NOOO!!!
This is when things get really creepy. Spencer doesn't find Toby but instead a message from A.
Having fun yet? Shut up or I'll shut you up! - A
A traps Spencer, no!! She's freaking the hell out! I WOULD TO!
Hanna and Aria have to go meet Emily at the storage place, they think Spencer's on her way
Paolo goes to talk to Ezra, about one of his students.
Hanna and Aria see Caleb getting on a bus, but Hanna does not want to say goodbye. Ian opens the thing holding a crow bar. Someone jammed the door.
Spencer gets a message from Toby asking where she is, looks like Toby wasn't the one to tell her to go inside. Spencer goes out of the creepy tent thing and sees Toby there. YAY! Except her Mum is there and wants her to go with them, poor Toby he looks so heartbroken :( BUT NO! Spencer runs back, hugs Toby and then they kiss! Haha screw the neighbours! Best scene in the episode!

Here is a visual demonstration

Back with Emily, Aria and Hanna, they unlock the storage unit to find Alison's old lunchbox with a USB.
Hanna grabs it and they leave. They see on the USB are a lot of videos...especially of Alison.
The episode concludes with A taking Ezra's spare key. Okay, that's where my Ezra is A theory stuffs up, why would he take his own key? Then again, not all black gloves are A!
Only one more episode of season one! Then it's on to season two!
See you next time!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Someone To Watch Over Me

Episode 20! We are near the end of season one! Can you believe? I can.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Emily and Paige aren't dating because Emily doesn't want to hide, Aria's parents are having an affair with each other, Aria and Ezra continue to be together, Hanna lost her virginity to Caleb, Spencer and Toby kissed! Caleb was on the phone to someone sounding rather suspicious, and Spencer is now a person of interest. You can read all about the amazingness of Spencer and Toby (and the other stuff) in the previous episode right here.
We open in the Hastings kitchen where Spencer is telling Emily about everything is so messy, she doesn't even understand algebra anymore! Just as she gets home, the police are searching her room, Ian walks past looking particularly smug. SHUT UP IAN!
OPENING CREDITS
We now arrive at the Montgomery household, and Aria works out that her Mum was there the night before, her Dad snuck her into his room, "Technically you can't sneak into your own house." TO which Aria replies, "Oh, I'm going to remember that." Haha, good one Aria. Anyway, Ella arrives and Aria admits she knows what's going on. When Mike comes downstairs, (I LOVE MIKE!) they tell him that Ella might be moving back in, and Aria and Mike say they'll cook dinner so they can discuss as a family about the situation.
At the Marin's, Hanna tells Caleb about the police searching Spencer's house, and she finds the pendant and takes a photo and shows it to Emily and Aria. We also see Paige and Sean have become friends...interesting. Hanna practices her 'surprised' face for when Caleb gives her the pendant, but it more looks like Hanna won tickets to Sea world.
Spencer arrives telling the girls that they took a few things, they wanted to take her laptop, but her Mum wouldn't let them, it wasn't in the search warrant. Good Old Spencer's Law and Order Mum. Spencer tells the girls that there's a possibility that the police might search their houses too. Spencer gets a message from her Mum to come home, and Aria sends a message to Ezra. HANG ON!!
The message says "Thinking of your eyes. How I want to be looking into them right now. This second. XO. Aria"
DIDN'T THAT LADY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A'S EYES??!! AND SO DOES THE WAITRESS IN SEASON 2??!! More Ezra is A evidence.
Awkward because she sent it to her Mum.
Emily tells Sean that Hanna wants him to be happy, but she apparently doesn't know Paige that well.
Ella tells Aria about how she got the message, and Aria gets all defensive and wants it to be private.
Back at the Montgomery's Aria, is taking all the stuff that could be related to Ezra, and putting it in a bag.
Yeah, because a spoon is way more obvious that you're having an affair than a book with his name in it.
At the Hastings Household, Spencer is deleting a lot of emails, when...TOBY ARRIVES! YAY!
He wants to know what's going on, Spencer tells him about her being a Person of Interest, and how they think Spencer hurt Alison. Toby tells her to give them some coffee, to show she's not afraid of them. They are so lovely, I just love them.
Emily finds out that Paige is going on a date with Sean, Paige says it's not a big deal because a whole lot of other people are coming, but Emily's not so sure.
Aria gives Emily the bag of Ezria, just before they hear Caleb on the phone, talking about Hanna.
They tell Hanna about what they heard and she doesn't want to believe it, until they see Jenna wearing the pendant Caleb was supposed to give Hanna.
Emily goes into the bathroom and hears Paige and some random girl talking about Paige and Sean.
Spencer goes outside to the Courtyard and sees that the pendant is actually a flash drive. She tells the others and they're starting to think that Jenna and Caleb might be A.
Hanna goes to leave a note in Caleb's locker, and then breaks in with 214. Oh no! It's true.
Caleb tells Hanna that he was passing information about Hanna for money, but he never gave her anything on the flash drive after they got together. Hanna is beyond pissed. I would be to. Caleb leaves.
Spencer and Toby sit by the fire, and they have a nice talk to a nice song. What is it? Spencer asks what it's like to run away, Toby says it's cold.
Spencer says she's only run away once, and she went to the movies. But she went home, and nobody noticed she was gone. Toby asks Spencer to call him first if she ever gets the urge to run away again, he holds her hand. Everything is beautiful in the world.
Ella and Byron talk about Aria and her unknown boyfriend, and they argue, good one Aria.
Spencer's Mum tells her that they have a good chance of getting rid of the search warrant. They are going to figure out a way to move ahead.
Hanna tells Emily and Aria in the bathroom that everything they thought about Caleb is true, in time for Jenna to walk in. Hanna wants to talk to her...well more like slap her! Dayyumm.
She picks up Jenna's glasses afterwards, hands them back and says,
"This is Hanna, in case you couldn't guess."
There's a red mark on Jenna's cheek, ouch.
Mike storms in on Aria in her room, and says to lie about her boyfriend so her parents don't fight.
Too late, Ella already decided not to come to dinner.
Emily's at home when she gets a text from Paige, who want to know if she's busy. Hmm.
Spencer comes home and Ian is waiting there all weirdly. She says she doesn't need his understanding,. Ian says he wants to protect her, by helping her run away. But all that would do, is make Spencer even more guilty.
Paige arrives at Emily's, looking all dressed up. She tells Emily that Sean kissed her, and it made her whole night feel like it wasn't her. They talk and Emily says that when she was trying to convince herself that she was interested in boys, she would look for guys like Paige. They kiss. The end.
Hanna's crying in the bathroom :( Poor Hanna. I like Hanna and Caleb together.
While sleeping, Spencer's Mum comes home, and tells her that they've got a search warrant thrown out. But uh oh, apparently they did find something. They found some fibers, in the name bracelet and it makes Spencer look really guilty, oh no Spencer!
A being creepy as usual, pulls out a read heart with Hanna written on it, before smashing it up with a Hanna and putting it in a box with glue, and a note that reads.
Dear Hanna,
Try putting it back together.
Kisses!
-A
How mean, just rub it in A.
See you next time!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Person Of Interest

Oh my god you guys! It's time for the Spencer and Toby hotel stakeout! It was a long wait, but we made it!
I'm excited.
So, Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Paige kissed Emily, Hanna and Caleb kissed, Spencer and Toby are investigating 214 together, Ian and Jenna are talking, they found this trophy and thought it was the murder weapon but really it was just A. You can read all about the dramatics of the previous episode here.
We begin with a montage of the girls being interviewed at the Police Station, and they are all honest, apart from the part where they lie about Ian being in to Spencer.
The girls are all upset, and oh my goodness it's....wait who's that? Apparently some guy they know. Who is Paolo in the Lizzie Mcguire movie. Except this time he has an American accent. The detective who was questioning them says to Paolo that they're going to figure out what the girls are lying about.
OPENING CREDITS
The next morning, we are at the house of Hastings and Spencer comes downstairs and her parents insists that she sees a therapist. Melissa and Ian come into the room and Spencer goes off on Ian, and Melissa goes off on Spencer. So sad. Where's Toby when you need him?
Emily's changing after Swim Practice, and Paige arrives, awkward tension! Paige tells Emily she want to pretend that kiss never happened.
Spencer and Toby arrive at that motel that everyone stays at. Toby's going to stay there for a few days before his parents come home. Spencer says she's really sorry, but Toby tells her it's not her fault. Oh my god, how can you not love them? Spencer says that Toby never talks about his parents, Toby says neither does she. Spencer replies "Yeah, well the House of Hastings isn't really my safe place to land either." House of Hastings, hey I've used that before. Toby says if Jenna has anything to do with Spencer being framed, he'll do whatever he can to help her. Aw, Toby I love you!
Toby walks off to his room when...flute music! Spencer looks through the window and it's the bag Ian gave Jenna! And in room....214!! OMG!
Now we are at the Marin kitchen, and Caleb wants to get it on with Hanna.
Aria's at school and OMG WHAT IS SHE WEARING!!!???!!! IT'S LIKE A TURTLENECK!!
Anyway, Aria goes in to Mr. Fitz's classroom (of course) and sees he's talking to Jenna, A provides a little annoying narration:
The LOVER and the SCORNED are now BFFs. Scared yet? You Will Be.
--A
Aria, you may be in trouble. Turns out Jenna's submitting a short story to a competition, a story about exposing people, the protaganist is blind but she sees more than everyone else. Ezra asks if it really was Toby, Aria says that he set fire to the garage, but he didn't know Jenna was inside. Ezra says the story suggests that it wasn't an accident.
Later in the hall, Spencer fills in Emily and Hanna about room 214. Oh and Emily found a note from Paige asking to meet her at some address. Paolo shows up (he's going to be known as Paolo from now on, not Garret) and Spencer runs after to talk to him. She says he should look into Hilton Head, whcih is apparently what he's doing. Paolo asks Spencer why Ian wants Ali dead? Spencer says it's because she was going to tell Melissa about their affair.
Aria's in the bathroom...and Jenna comes in to make creepy comments.
Spencer and Toby are staking out at the hotel, and Spencer has all this stuff and has had too much caffeine. As a cleaning lady leaves the room, Spencer and Toby manage to get in, and they find the bag. But with nothing inside.
Hanna and Caleb arrive home, and it turns out that Ashley has found Caleb's bag and he gets evicted.
Hanna is pretty upset, and decides to go find Caleb.
Emily arrives at some Bar to meet Paige, and they talk about Emily's past girlfriend history.
Ezra arrives home, and Aria has made a dinner and is all dressed up. But Ezra's being a mood killer and talking about Jenna.
Hanna and Caleb are going camping, and Caleb wants to know how she got so good at camping. She tells him how she went to Fat Camp for five summers. Caleb tells her about how his Mum left her.
At the bar, Paige is doing karaoke....and she's really bad. Like oh my god, she's terrible. She treis to get Emily to sing, and omg she does it! Go Emily!
They are both really bad.
BACK TO TOBY AND SPENCER!!! They are playing scrabble, Spencer is really good, but Toby is better. Haha.
Toby says that Spencer can't be comfortable in a jacket and...tie. Then jokes about pyjamas. Oh my god I love you Toby!
Toby takes his shirt off, and Spencer pays quite the attention.
Emily and Paige leave the bar and kiss goodnight.
Spencer is in Toby's shirt and goes to sleep next to him on the bed. I just love them. They melt my poor heart. If they don't get back together soon, I will kill someone.
Caleb is also shirtless, but he's nowhere near as tank as Toby.
Hanna is going to get it on with Caleb, wow that was fast. They've been together for like 1 and a half episodes.
Aria's at Emily's, and Emily wants to know why she's avoiding him. She tells him about how he's been asking about Jenna, Emily thinks that she should tell Fitz.
Spencer wakes up next to Toby, oooh! Girlfriend! Then they hear flute music! From the room! And it's a tape recorded flute.
The bag's on the bed....and an A message is left in the bag. "You're getting cold."
Emily and Paige are having a picnic, and Emily says she can't be in a relationship where they have to hide.
Aria arrives at Ezra's apartment, and is there to tell him the truth.
Hanna comes home, de-virginized. Telling her Mum how she camped out. Hanna says something about how her Mum should understand the situation.
Toby packs up Spencer's car, and tells her she can come back if she wants to. And that it was fun to kick her ass at scrabble....AND OMG!!!! I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT STIL AAAHHHH!!! THEY KISSED!!!
Spencer wasn't expecting it, but she liked it. LOVE YOU TOBY!!! And the way he says "Goodbye Spencer." Oh my god, he is perfect.
Caleb comes back to the Marin's for dinner, Ashley says she did it for Hanna. But Caleb can stay there for a short time in the guest room, as long as he doesn't hurt Hanna.
Aria has told Ezra, and he doesn't hate her! Yay!
Hanna says goodnight to Caleb, the Caleb says goodnight to Mrs. Marin, who apparently he can call Ashley. Caleb goes outside, and...uh oh, "I can't do this anymore, it's over, I'm out." Who was he talking to?
Spencer comes home, and she wants to know why there's a police car in the driveway, and it turns out the police know she was seeing Ian.
The girls all arrive at Spencer's house, and what they get is a message from A!
Breaking new bitches,
Spencer Hastings, now a person of interest, in my death.
-A
We finish with seeing a was filming the girls when they got the message! And they're eating popcorn while watching it...okay.
See you soon!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - The Badass Seed

Oh my goodness! It's time for the play!
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Caleb became Hanna's house guest, Aria's Dad didn't like Mr. Fitz but then he did, Toby is a free man and becoming close with Spencer, and how they have to figure out what '214' means.
Oooh! It just gets more and more complicated. But you can read all about the previous episode here.
So we begin with the girls auditioning, or at least Spencer and Hanna are auditioning for the school play, The bad Seed. If you want to find more out about The Bad Seed, click here, for the Wikipedia description!
The girls want to know more about Aria's and Ezra's relationship, and they say she should audition for the play. But Aria says she can't. Jenna comes and asks Mr. Fitz if she could compose some music for the play, how nice of her. Then she gets creepy by saying how fascinated with the nature of evil she is. Lovely.
OPENING CREDITS
We're at Spencer's and it's the middle of the night I'm pretty sure, and she's going down the stairs, where there's a baby crying, as she walks over to the crib...someone grabs her!
And it was just a dream, turns out she's been reading too much of The Bad Seed.
When Spencer goes downstairs, Ian tells her that Alison and his relationship could be summed up in two words "Get Lost." Oooh!
Hanna asks her Mum if Caleb can stay, but Ashley is not too keen for the idea.
Aria arrives at Ezra's apartment, and Aria mentions that her friends would like him, Ezra says they do like him, especially since he cast Hanna and Spencer in the play. Aria asks to be his stage manager. Wow, at this point I actually like them . That's new. Haha.
At Hanna's bathroom, Hanna has to hide in the shower with Caleb when her Mum comes in, it's awkward and hilarious.
Now at school, Emily asks Spencer about Toby and whether they figured out what 214 means. When Spencer says she's going to Toby's after school to drop off his french book, Emily asks if she can do it. Then they spot Ian talking to Jenna, and handing her a bag. What could be inside?
Still at school, but now at play rehearsal, Mr. Fitz talks about the argument of whether people are born evil, or whether they learn it. (Nature vs. Nurture)
Hanna tells Mona about the shower incident with Caleb, and Mona is Mona about whether they got it on or not.
Ezra's acting a bit off with Aria, and then Mona asks Aria if she could 'go hit the vendy' for her. haha. Mona then walks off because of something on her phone.
Ian walks in, just for no reason, it's really weird. Then they talk about how Ian is so creepy, but at one stage they all wanted to kiss him, at some frat party. CUE FLASHBACK!
Alison gives the girls fake I.D.s and Hanna is hilarious
Hanna: Where did you get this picture of me? I look like my mother.
Alison: That is your mother!
Hehehe, favourite line of the episode so far. So the girls are all grooving at the frat party, and who should be there but Ian. Hanna says he's cute, and so's his friend, when Emily says that they're a little old for her, Hanna replies.
"Not tonight because I'm 26!"
Spencer: "Yeah, and take a math class your 21!"
Hehe, another great quote of the episode! Alison says that they should divide and conquer. Aria accidentally calls Mr. Fitz Ezra in front of everybody.
Emily goes to see Toby, and asks him out to breakfast, he says yes.
Byron and Ezra talk to go for their beer. Byron seems to be a bigger fan of Ezra than Aria. Haha wouldn't that be a funny story line?
Hanna and Caleb talk in the kitchen for like 30 seconds, as Hanna tries to learn lines.
While Byron and Ezra drink their beers, Byron tells him that Aria's looking at colleges in California and that he should think about teaching at a College level.
Spencer and Toby talk, and she tells him about Ian and Jenna, and that he needs to take Jenna's phone.
Emily goes to the Cavanaugh house the next day for her breakfast with Toby, but Jenna tells her he's already gone to do that with Spencer. Jenna says, "It sucks doesn't it? Feeling like you're second choice."
Toby got the phone for Spencer, and they have a nice talk, and he says that he doesn't understand this whole Alison thing, and she holds his hand!
Spencer and Hanna give Caleb the phone, they tell him to do it as soon as possible.
Aria and Ezra have a spat about them moving.
Hanna, Emily and Spencer remember at the frat party, and it back to the flashback!
Some drunk girl fell down the stairs, and Ian was a the top of them.
Caleb gives back Jenna's phone, saying he can't crack it.
As they talk about the play, it's back to the flashback.
The ambulance has taken away the girl, and Alison has only just reappeared., they need to get home, so Alison just strolls up to the police officer and asks for a ride, because apparently "The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it."
Back to the present, and the play rehearsal, and Mona says her character is being really selfish. She just doesn't know how to play that.
Ezra ends the rehearsal and as Spencer's putting away a prop...OMG IT'S A TROPHY FROM HILTON HEAD FOR IAN WITH BLOOD ON IT!!
The girls are all "LET'S TAKE IT TO THE POLICE!!" and I'm all "FIGURE OUT THAT THIS IS A TRAP!!"
They all decide to stay at Emily's house, and now they have closure. Spencer tells Emily that they should call Toby and tell him, Emily says Spencer should do it. Yes she should.
Aria shows up in Ezra's apartment, and makes a speech about being happy in the present. They kiss la la la.
Hanna arrives back home, and Caleb is all packed up to go.
Caleb and Hanna talk and omg... THEY KISS!!
Has anyone else noticed that Ashley Benson's face always looks kind of weird when she kisses Caleb? I can't explain it.
The police arrive at school, and uh oh they're are in trouble. There was no Hilton Head tournament on that day, and Alison's blood turned out to be rat's blood. Well that's basically her. Haha, sorry too far.
The girls are asked to go down to the precinct, and just in time to get an A text.
"Rat" me out, your blood's next.
--A
I'm glad A has stopped using capitals, it felt far too aggressive. They worked out that A planted the trophy. Now Aria is asking where Alison was when the girl was pushed, maybe that girl was just in Alison's way...and maybe so was Jenna.
We finish with the creepiest A thing ever. A has rats each with one of the girls names on them, and Spencer's rat? Is missing!!! OH NO!
Well, that's the end. See you next time!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - The New Normal

Guys is this the episode with the Spencer and Toby hotel stake out??! No. It isn't. Oh well. What's going on this time? We'll have to wait and see.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Caleb started living with Hanna, Mrs. Potter died, something weird is going on with Paige from the swim team, Toby rejected Jenna, Spencer thinks Toby's being framed and they are new found friends! Hanna gave Aria's Mum the museum ticket, and it all went down, but you can read all about what happened in the previous episode here.
So we open with the girls at Spencer's, talking about Melissa being pregnant, also looking up the braille Toby gave Spencer. Aria is being all moody towards Hanna, and is wearing a really ugly polka dot top with a matching headband, seriously it looks like polka dots throw up on her or something.Turns out the message reads 'BAD', Aria thinks Toby's just messing with them, Emily doesn't agree, Hanna says they know Toby's not the enemy, and Spencer thinks the message might be something real. Go Spencer! Believe in Toby!
OPENING CREDITS
Now we're at the Marin kitchen, and Caleb is staying at Hanna's, and looks like his homeless beanie got ruined.
At school, Aria sees Hanna talking to Caleb, and goes to make up with her. Hanna says she's sorry, and so does Aria.
Ezra is chatting to the English teachers, and they decide to go to some book signing. At lunch, Emily and Spencer are talking about the Braille, and then asking Hanna about Caleb. Just as tensions arise, Paige's Dad shows up at the school, and demands to see the coach! Ezra tries to calm him down but no luck! He basically says that Emily is only the anchor because she's a lesbian. How rude, poor Emily.
Ashley's at work when a Mr. James Leeland arrives, saying how he's Mr. Potter's nephew, and he wants to see her safety deposit box. He's brought all the forms he needs and looks like Ashley might be in trouble.
He seems a little shifty...I don't think we can trust him?
Paige tells Emily that she didn't tell her Dad that Emily got the spot on the swim team over her because she's gay.
Aria's Mum and Dad have a conversation, and Byron seems to think Ezra might be into his wife, not his daughter.
Spencer arrives at Toby's house, and asks about whether the braille is a joke or not, Toby tells her it's not a joke and she's reading it wrong. He tells her to come back Saturday in the morning. Spencer will be there Toby! Don't you worry! Just as Toby gets in the car, Spencer gets a message from A.
Jenna is gonna be soooo pissed.
--A
Oh no for Spencer! Emily is talking to Hanna on the phone, and they discuss Caleb and Paige. Now cut to Spencer and Aria, talking about Toby and how he said they're reading it wrong. Spencer gets all excited about Aria being at Ezra's apartment, after Spencer works out she's there by not hearing a siren on her end of the phone. Oh my god! There was a siren outside my house just when that happened!
Ashley's going on a date with the architect, when Caleb randomly shows up to meet Mrs. Marin, when the architect guy shows up. When he has to sign something, Caleb notices his pen. Remember that.
When Hanna tells Caleb that he's an architect, he's all like "He had a bad pen!" And then asks Hanna why she thinks he's creepy, Hanna doesn't know why, she just does. You know as you do. But Caleb seems to want to look into it.
Ezra and Byron have their little parent teacher interview, and Byron basically accuses him of trying to steal his wife. When really, he's doing his daughter. Awkward.
Spencer tells Emily that she's going to Toby's tomorrow, then Hanna and Aria tell them about what happened with the ticket, and how Caleb fixed Aria's Mum's car, and now he's sleeping in her basement. That's before creepy as hell Jenna shows up and is trying on some lace number.
Ezra tells Aria about the interview, and how her Dad hates him.
Spencer continues to analyse the braille message, looks like she might have figured it out!
Ella runs into Emily's Mum and tells her about what Paige's Dad said the other day, and Pam seems shocked! :O Have you noticed how they never say Lesbian? They only call Emily Gay? I don't know why, it's just kind of weird.
Anyway, so Spencer arrives at the Cavanaugh house, nobody seems to be there, and Spencer being Spencer walks right on inside, and into Jenna's room. Before Toby arrives! And tells Spencer the DA is dropping the charges against him! HE'S FREE!!! YAY!!! Spencer says she can drive him to the courthouse to get his ankle monitor removed.
Caleb tells her how the James Leeland guy is a fake. Oh no!
Just as Spencer and Toby are about to leave, Jenna arrives with a cab, when Toby says he has a ride, and that's he's going with Spencer, A turns out to be right, Jenna is soooo pissed.
Hanna tells her Mum about James Leeland being a fake, and Ashley says that would just draw attention, so they need to leave it alone.
Back at the Montgomery house, Byron tells Aria about how he does not like Ezra Fitz. When Aria tells him that it's not just Ella going to the book signing, he seems to realise that he may have been wrong.
Ashley meets with James Leeland who is a little disappointed about the lack of money in the safety deposit box. But when she asks about his bank, he let's it go...interesting.
Back at school, Emily's Mum asks her about if the thing with Paige's Dad really did happen. She asks why Emily didn't tell her, and Emily says "Because I know what you'd say, and I know what you think of me, that I better get used to people only looking at me one way." Or something like that, this inspires Pam to yell at Paige's Dad. Yay! Pam for President! Emily's Mum apologises and they make up.
Spencer and Toby are at the edge of Rosewood, and Toby is a free man! They have a very nice conversation, and Spencer says that she knows the message meant 214. Toby says he heard Jenna on the phone, talking about Spencer, and then Toby took the braille she printed out. Toby says that they have to figure it out, and that Spencer makes her nervous, and that Jenna's afraid of her.
Emily goes back to her car and who's gets in....Paige. Emily goes off on a tangent before Paige kiss es her! And then says "Don't tell." Wow, didn't see that coming. Jokes, we totally did.
Hanna and Caleb chat, I'm sensing a spark! Then look who's at the door! Someone saying that A left a message saying that the Marin household had some kind of infestation in their basement. Then things get real awkward when Aria and Ezra are making out on his couch and Byron leaves a message! Haha. At the end of the message his "thanks" is really enthusiastic, it's funny.
Now Spencer and Toby are driving around, and they each take turns to look at each other. How sweet. I like the song playing, what is it? Let's look it up!
It's called Try and it's by Zach Berkman. Listen to it, it's good. Then...214 is on a hotel door!
A goes to Mrs. Potter's grave and places flowers there. Hmmm.
See you soon!

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Je Suis Une Amie

It means "I am a friend." In case you were wondering. I am just getting these out like a factory worker. Ha ha, that was such a bad analogy. You guys! This is the episode where Spencer goes to tutor Toby! I'm so excited!
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Aria went to the museum with Ezra, her Mum went to because of Hanna, Toby was being harassed and Spencer saw. Emily's having some problems at Swimming with this girl, Ian is a party boy, Caleb helped out Hanna, they found the bead shop and apparently the Jenna bracelet and the fake Alison one, were purchased by a 'Spencer Hastings'. Whaatt??? You can read all about the happenings of the previous episode here.
So we open with a mail box getting smashed in slow motion. Huh. Alright.
Aria and her Dad are talking, Mike wants to order in from'Sausage Heaven'. Haha, Aria finds a Museum ticket in her Dad's pocket, it's her mothers.
At Spencer's house, Spencer sees that it was the Cavanaugh's mail box that got smashed, and Emily tells her that it's not the first time. Spencer tells Emily she's sorry she didn't believe that Toby was innocent before, and Emily says she should apologise to Toby, not her.
At school, Hanna tells Aria about someone breaking into school after hours and Aria shows Hanna the museum ticket. Hanna tells her she think it's just a coincidence.
Hanna goes to talk to Caleb, she tells him not to talk, blog or tweet about it. After Caleb leaves, an A message pops up on Hanna's phone.
Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up?
--A
Uh oh, looks like she's going to tell the truth to Aria about the Museum ticket and where Mrs. Montgomery got it, or she could be in deep dark trouble!
OPENING CREDITS
We're doing things a little different this time around, and starting with Emily at swim practice, and then finding out that her and Paige tied, so there will be a swim off tomorrow morning to see who gets to anchor, and Paige says "I NEED TO WIN!"
In the hallway, Aria and her Mum talk about how Aria found the museum ticket in her Dad's jacket, and the it turns out that Ella never made it to the museum, she went to dinner with a friend. How nice.
At the library, Hanna gets motioned over by Caleb, who tells her that he wants her to be his date, to fin customers, so he's going with Hanna to the swim meet tomorrow.
In the hallway, Emily tells Spencer about the swim off, and Spencer encourages Emily to go for it after Emily says that Paige wants it more. But then Spencer spots Toby's tutor wanted sign, and says she might be interested. Emily says not to go, saying he doesn't trust them or anyone anymore. But Spencer thinks that they could help each other, and she takes the whole sign down! Ooooh! SO IT BEGINS!!!
Ian is in his office, and Spencer tells him that she can't go to practice and when Melissa comes she tells them that she's going to Tutor Toby in French, but Melissa and Ian don't seem so keen on the idea.
Spencer arrives at the Cavanaugh house, and Toby answers the door, aaahh! I can barely contain my excitement!
Toby asks why Spencer is the one tutoring him, and she says she volunteered. Toby tells her she can't go inside because Jenna's home, and he can't go anywhere else. Spencer suggests they sit outside on the porch. Toby agrees! Oh my gaawwd!!
Anyway, back at Aria's Aria is still freaking out to Hanna about her Mum almost being at the Museum exhibit. Hanna tries to convince her to forget about it, but Aria hears her Dad on the phone talking to someone about finding her in the dark. Ooooh!
Aria says that she needs to follow her Dad, because "he's about to have dinner with somebody in the dark." haha good point, and off they go!
On the Cavanaugh porch Spencer gives Toby Catcher in the Rye in French. She says it helps to read a book you already know in English. Toby asks how she knew he'd read it, and Spencer says she saw him at the grill reading it. Where else would she have seen him? Toby wants to know what she wants, and he says Spencer never does anything without a reason. Spencer tells him about how she thinks that Toby's being framed, and someone's trying to do the same thing to her. Spencer says she's sorry and as the begin to talk about the sweater, a bang comes from inside and Toby has to go. JENNA STOP COCK BLOCKING!!!!
At Emily's house Spencer goes on about how she think Toby is different, and there's something about him, she just doesn't know. Spencer says she think Toby wants her to come back.
Aria and Hanna see her Dad walk into the school, and Aria calls her Mum who says, she's at home. But we see she's really in the library, with Aria's Dad!
Hanna and Aria, see Byron and Ella getting on in the shelves. Ha ha. Just as they are about to leave, Hanna spots something in the vent. Her and Aria look and find, a whole lot of phone, quite a bit of money. They think it's A stash, just as they are about to leave....things start to get a little spooky and a black hooded figure come after them.  Ha ha, it's just Caleb.
He tells them how he's crashing at the school, and his foster parents don't care about him.
At Emily's house, Paige arrives in the middle of the night, soaking wet, and rambling about how she hates herself and how she's sorry. Then she runs off on her bike. NO HELMET! Think about safety Paige.
Well she didn't and the coach tells Emily the next morning about how she will be the anchor in the meet, because Paige got a little banged up on her bike last night.
Hanna gives Caleb customer names in exchange for answers to her questions. Turns out Caleb's lived in Seattle, Salt Lake City....and somewhere else. Also his social worker and foster parents are pretty bad.
Melissa and Spencer talk at the swim meet, and they have a fight about Ian. Melissa tells Spencer that she will not ruin her marriage. Sorry Spencer.
At the swim meet, the girls are all cheering on Emily. Caleb needs reminding on which is the girl Hanna was talking about, and Hanna replies "Bridget's the one drinking from her purse."
Emily is just about to jump in the water when Paige shows up, and EMILY'S OFF! AND IN SLOW MOTION!!
The girls cheer her on and Emily wins the race for the team!!! GO SHARKS!! Paige claps happily, aw I like Paige now.
Spencer has a nice beret, I like it. As they come out of the swim meet, Aria gets a text from A:
Almost got busted. Wanna know how?
Ask Hanna!
--A
Looks like Hanna couldn't shut A up after all.
Caleb's stuff is in the rubbish, and Hanna offers him a place to stay.
Aria finds Hanna and it comes out that Hanna gave her Mum the museum ticket. Aria blows up, jeesus, get over it. Hanna's Mum going to jail is a lot worse than Aria's Mum finding about her inappropriate relationship.
Emily talks to Paige, and tells her to swim for fun, and they do swim for fun, with Selena Gomez playing inthe background.
Spencer goes back to the Cavanaugh porch, and Toby tells her that the tutoring isn't going to work. Spencer says she thought that they could help each other, but they can't, and Spencer needs to go. :(
Aria's writing in her journal and ignores a call from Hanna. Hanna's upset and Caleb, her new house guest, talks to her.
Spencer gets home and Melissa wants to talk, and she tells her she knows about her and Ian. But she wants to tell her something, SHE'S PREGNANT!!  But Spencer doesn't have the party spirit!
Oh my god!! Looks like Toby's not done with Spencer after all! He left a note in Spencer's book, saying I found this in Jenna's room. You may be right - Toby. There's some braille on it. We all know it means 214.
We finish with A listening to a french tape, and closing in on a trophy.....But that's for next time!
See you soon!