Monday, 12 March 2012

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - For Whom The Bell Tolls


Last one of the season! Here we go!
Previously, Alison threatened Toby, There was a Jenna thing, Melissa and Spencer argue over Ian, Aria knows about Jackie, Hanna and Lucas are no go, Hanna did it with Caleb, Toby and Spencer are totally together, Paolo's in it, someone has been videoing the girls. But you can read all about the drama, debacles and the Spencer and Toby relationship of the previous episode right here.
We begin with the girls watching creepy videos of Toby and Jenna, ew. They decide that they need to talk to Jenna, to find out what she knows. Even though she might be A. Oh well. They have to prove that Ian killed Alison.
OPENING CREDITS
Byron and Ella talk at the breakfast table about organising the week. Aria comes downstairs and gets messages from Ezra, saying that a cop was at his house. Aria tells her Mum that she needs to decide what to do about her Dad.
Hanna wants to stay at home, but Mrs. Hanna convinces her not to.
Spencer cracks a mean joke about Melissa's baby, which gets Melissa really pissed.
At Emily's, her Mum says she needs to talk to her about something, Emily asks if her Dad is okay, her mum says nothing....OMG! Emily asks again, "Oh no, he's fine."
Okay, why didn't you just say that in the first place rather than stressing us out Pam? Anyway, Emily's going to have to move to Texas.
Ezra's leaving Rosewood High, because Hollis offered him the job. He's attending the faculty meeting at Aria's house...She's going to show him her room!!
Hanna and Mona talk, and Hanna says she's mad at herself for being stupid and believing Caleb loved her. WEREN'T YOU ONLY DATING FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES??!!!
The girls spot Jenna and go off to talk to her. I think I have to give Aria best outfit, Spencer is a close second. The girls tell Jenna they have the video and they've seen it, and they want the truth.
Jenna tells them that when Alison visited Jenna in the hospital showed her the video, and said that if Jenna keeps quiet about there secret, (I assume she means that they blinded her), she'll keep the video under wraps. Alison says if Jenna ever comes back to Rosewood, she'll bury her, bitch you already blinded her! What more can you do??!!
The girls talk about how Alison got the videos, and Jenna came back for Alison's funeral because she could,
The girls get a pre-paid phone, and send Ian a message about Alison's video, then all look at him when he gets it. WAY TO BE OBVIOUS!!! Hanna says she got a text from her Mum, but her phone screen is black! I don't think that's deliberate. Anyway, they tell Ian to bring money to the woods.
Hanna leaves her phone and when Caleb calls she tells him that Hanna threw away the letter. Lucas overhears, and Mona says that if he keeps quiet he'll go "from Hermy to Her Man."
Jenna gets a phone call from...Ian! Well, I don't know, maybe it's just clever editing and he's not actually talking to Jenna, who knows.
Emily runs into Paolo and he tells her that he's on Emily's side. He gives Emily his number and tells her to call him if she needs anything, maybe a fake Italian accent?
Emily finds Hanna waiting at her porch, they talk about Emily leaving for Texas and how neither of them want to be alone.
Spencer studies on her bed with Toby reading on her arm chair reading a book. Spencer likes having Toby there. Toby likes being there. Something's happening tonight, I forget what it is. Toby opens Spencer's window and she falls asleep across him.
Jenna talks to....PAOLO!! Paolo says he won't let them get out, they kiss. Ew. More Spoby! Not Panna!
That's Paolo and Jenna by the way.
Oh my god, Jackie shows up for the faculty mixer!!
Spencer wakes up as her phone beeps, Melissa texts Spencerand says she needs a ride. Spencer tells TOby she never had a safe place to land, and she wants him to stay safe. Toby says that if she needs anything tonight, he'll be there for her. Spencer loves knowing that. Toby is also going to keep Jenna busy tonight. WHAT'S TONIGHT???!!
Aria and Ezra have a fight about Jackie, and Ezra lying. Hanna sits sadly on her steps, waiting for Caleb to call, jokes she deletes his number. Wait, if Caleb has like no money...how does he pay his phone bill? Maybe he's on pre-paid.
Caleb is in a car, with Lucas! Lucas has brought him back to Rosewood because Hanna deserves to be happy.
Melissa is in the car with Spencer and Spencer tells her that she does care about the baby, Melissa doesn't believe her. THEY'RE IN AN ACCIDENT!!!
Spencer's fine, so is Melissa, but the baby might not be.
Hanna, Aria and Emily get a message from A.
Buckle up bitches!
Nothing is ever as it seems
-A
Oh no! A knows they're there! Spencer get's the stuff from the vehicle and has all these messages from Aira. She calls her as she goes to the church to get Melissa's phone. Paolo arrives, to help out the girls. Well, so they think.
Hanna says she left a note with her Mum, just in case.
Spencer arrives at the church, it's rather dark and eerie for a place of god. Nobody's there, the place is empty.
A car pulls up, and the girls get out of sight. Someone gets out...but it's not Ian! It's some random guy!
Spencer still at the church, is still looking for the phone. THE DOOR SLAMS LOUDLY! IAN IS THERE!!
Turns out the guy is someone Ian found online.
Ian calls the number of the blocked messages, and now knows it's Spencer. Ian says he knows about the accident, but was waiting for Spencer to leave the hospital. She throws the movies, saying if he's going to take care of her like he took care of Alison. It's very dramatic, Spencer runs around before calling Emily, and the girls hear everything. Ian is trying to make it look like she committed suicide. NOOO SPENCER!!! TOBY SAVE HER!!! Spencer is about to fall when....Jesus, Aria, Emily and Hanna are acting like they found out that Spencer forget to order them pizza.
A black hooded figure appears, Ian asks what they're doing there, and then BAM pushes Ian and SAVES Spencer.
Ian is dead! I think. Spencer thinks Ian killed Alison, well actually he never admitted it, so you don't know that.
The girls come out of the church, the police are there, IAN'S BODY IS GONE!! These girls seem to always be in trouble.
Byron and Ella seem to make up outside the church, Florence and The Machine plays. Heaps of people are there, thinking the girls are lying, Noal Kahn is there. A MESSAGE FROM A!!!
It's not over until I say it is.
Sleep tight, will you still can bitches.
-A
Said simultaneously, by the way. AND THAT'S THE END OF SEASON ONE!
Only all of season two to go and we will have successfully completed the challenge!
See you soon for 'It's Alive' :)

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