I am addicted to writing these now, there's no turning back.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, they were in some woods, at some party, and Toby made his first appearance! Although he said about one line but oh well! Hopefully that changes this episode! But you can read all about last time here.
We begin with Hanna's Mum saying goodbye to the Police, and she's PISSED. But that scene went for like five seconds and now we're in some park, discussing the place where they're going to put Alison's memorial.
Spencer has a bright idea! Let's block all messages from people they don't know! IMs, e-mails, texts, everything! SCREW A!
And then she spies Mr. Fitz, who's 'looking good.' Awkward for Aria they're all drooling over her secret and rather inappropriate boyfriend. Hanna wins best hair in this scene.
The girls think that blocking all messages from A is a smart idea! Haha wrong! This is made apparent when one of Alison's missing posters flies over with 'DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD' written on it.
Hey? Didn't we just see Ezra? Hmmmm.
OPENING CREDITS
We open at school! That's new! Maya got Emily a scarf, how kind. Everyone comments on Emily's scarf but she denies it's new.
Hanna's dad calls her and apparently it's one of those "don't ask, don't tell situations."
As the girls go to leave, TOBY MAKES AN APPEARANCE! By almost running into Emily, "Sorry." He mumbles, how nice he is.
But Aria wonders if they just bumped into A, I don't think so Aria, you're an idiot.
Hanna makes plans with her Dad. I like her nail polish but I hate her dress. Who wears that to school?
Aria of course makes another appearance in her English teacher's classroom, and talks about the bike incident the other day. They think maybe their relationship isn't smart. OMG NO WAY!!
He invites her over for dinner, to cook one of the two dishes he knows how to cook. Oh, how kind Mr. Fitz.
I like Spencer's top.
Spencer's teacher tells her that the essay she stole is going in a competition! Told you girl!
Emily takes off the scarf and stuffs it in her locker, and then goes to chem lab, and look who it is....TOBY! Who says that Emily's scarf looked good on her.
Toby has to be Emily's lab partner, and Emily pretends to be okay with it. WHAT ABOUT ME??? I would be more than okay with it.
OMG THE PHOTO BOOTH PICTURES OF MAYA AND EMILY FROM THE PARTY WERE IN EMILY'S CHEMISTRY BOOK!!!
INSANE!
Back at the Montgomery home, Aria talks with her Mum, and again we get a flashback of Aria seeing her Dad with Miss Blonde the Bitch. Alison says that she has to tell her Mum about her Dad's affair, and that she has to tell her Mum before somebody else does.
Hanna's at Spencer's or Spencer's at Hanna's, I can't work it out, but Spencer tells Hanna she stole the essay, Hanna's trying to look good for her Dad.
Emily confronts Maya about the pictures, and she finds out Maya didn't put the pictures in her book.
Hanna and her Mum are getting all dressed up for her Dad. Awkward because her Dad says he thought it was just him and Hanna, sorry Ashley.
Hanna works out that her Dad is here because of Sean's car, but he tells her he just wants to see her.
Aria's at Mr Fitz's apartment, hang on, a typewriter???!!! A uses a typewriter! Another reason for Ezra to be A!
They discuss Aria's father's affair, and Ezra talks to her in an extremely condescending way, and says that Aria's a child, and she get's all pissed, and leaves. Ooooh, burn for you Ezra.
The next day, Hanna tells her friends how her Dad's date with her was excellent. That's nice.
Than Mr. Fitz jumps down some other student's throat, just because he thought that Aria's point was irrelevant. Jeez Mr. Fitz calm down.
The random student says how it would be easier for Aticus to get the kid off, then to get Boo off. Basically saying if Aria and Ezra ever got caught, the only thing that would happen to Aria is a bad reputation, but Mr. Fitz would face some good old fashioned jail time. Hold on, let's look review here.
Okay so far for reasons against Aria and Ezra's relationship are, a teacher and student relationship is extremely inappropriate, there is a huge age gap and Aria is a minor so if they ever got it on, Ezra could be charged with Statutory Rape. Then finally, if they ever got caught, Ezra would lose his job, never get another teaching job and face probably a fair few years in jail, and Aria would be known as just a saucy student. If that's not enough reason to end a relationship I don't know what is. The only relationship that has more of a reason to end is Bella and Edward when Bella was a human. But I can't talk about that. ANYWAY
Emily sees all the football guys put shaving cream in Toby's locker, poor Toby :( and her famous pout makes an appearance again.
Hanna is out for dinner with her Dad, at the Grill, of course. And Hanna finds out her Dad has a fiancee, and she meets her daughter Kate. Hang on! That's not who plays Kate later in the series!
Back at Spencer's house, she hears a noise downstairs, and then goes downstairs. HELLO! YOU NEVER GO DOWNSTAIRS! LOCK YOUR DOOR AND CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IF NECESSARY!!!
She grabs a knife but luckily it's just drunk Wren, who broke through the back door.
He is quite charming as a drunk. NOOOO WHERE IS TOBY!?!?!
Uh Oh! Someone's filming them outside Spencer's window!
Aria once again just waltzes into Ezra's apartment on a rant about class that day, then Ezra shuts the door suggestively....ooooh ;)
Back to Spencer and Wren, and Wren seems to have sobered up. Blah Blah Blah Spencer is unhappy with the way things are, and talks about Melissa and how she's her sister and it still counts rah rah rah. Spencer decides to drive Wren home.
Now we're back with Hanna's awkward dinner, and she's making bad jokes about her and Kate. Maybe she learned something from Detective Lurk-a-lot. Her Dad tells her she has to work off the damages of Sean's car at his Mum's dental office. Then Hanna tells Kate she enjoys fake looking veneers. Wow that wasn't obvious. Spencer then texts Hanna with an SOS :O
Emily rips up the pictures of her and Maya and throws them in the bin. Toby and Emily talk about people being mean to Toby, and how they're always saying they're sorry (Toby and Emily, not the mean people). Toby tells Emily he knows she doesn't want anybody to see the pictures, and he's cool with that. Then gives her a pep talk about who she is and she shouldn't worry about what other people think. Toby is so precious! Spencer how come it takes you so long!
Aria and Ezra are eating pesto in his apartment. He tells her he was mad at her for walking out of his apartment. She says she tries to fix her family and then comes to an epiphany, she needs to tell her Mum about the affair! OMG!
Spencer's now dropping Wren off at his motel. Hey it's the motel she goes to with Toby! Oh my god! Anyway Wren and Spencer kiss, Hanna sees and does this face, :O.
Over the radio, A plays a song fro Hanna, literally. Making her realise blocking A's number really didn't do much at all. Maya and Emily talk, and Emily liked the kiss but she doesn't know what it means. Emily tells Maya she needs some time and space, but Maya handles it well, and tells Emily she cares about her. That's nice.
Aria arrives home and her Mum's reading a letter, Aria goes to tell her about the affair but oops she already knows! She hands Aria the letter and we see that A sent it, telling Piper, I mean Ella, all about the affair, and how Aria knew everything. Hang on? Is that written on a typewriter? Hmmmm. Interesting.
Hanna and Spencer arrive at Spencer's house, and someone's broken in. Alison's bracelet is still there but OMG!! We don't know what Spencer and Hanna are gasping about....yet.
Emily gets and SOS text from Spencer, so does Aria. Why do they always text SOS? Why don't they actually say what's going on. My goodness. So what we were all gasping about is Spencer's mirror, which has,
It won't be that easy bitches
-A
Written on it, in JUNGLE RED! ALISON'S COLOUR! She must have worn that a lot if they can recognise it that well. Also Jungle red is a stupid name for a lipstick. The episode ends with a shot of the flowers all stacked up on the table. A is someone who likes to clean! WHAT A CLUE!
Anyway until next time my lovelies, see you soon!
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