Wow, long post title. Anyway, time to blog it like it's hot.
I watched the latest episode by the way, I NEED SPENCER AND TOBY TO GET BACK TOGETHER OMG. Oh well, it's time for 'There's No Place Like Homecoming' Good news is, I do remember this one. We see Lucas! Yay! I love Lucas. Okay, here we go.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, there was some Jungle Red lipstick, Toby was super precious, and some other stuff, you can read about the previous episode here.
We begin with Aria being all depressed in her room, and seeing flashbacks of her and Ezra's first meeting in the bathroom. The girl's come to stage an intervention, with take out and....rag mags? I think that's what they said. Aria tells them she doesn't want to go to Homecoming, the girls convince her otherwise. Hanna asks Aria to cast an absentee ballot for Homecoming Queen if she doesn't end up coming. Spencer tells them she's bringing Alex to homecoming, and Emily says she might want to take someone, but she doesn't want people thinking it means more than it is. Hanna thinks she means Maya, Emily doesn't. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Then A somehow managed to stick a message in the fortune cookie:
Lions and Tigers and Bitches oh my! There's no place like Homecoming, see you there
-A
On a typewriter! Nice work Ezra...I mean, A. Still getting the message in all the fortune cookies is pretty impressive, how does A do it? We just don't know.
OPENING CREDITS
Oh My God! Sean wants to do it! JOKES! It's just a role play for his virgin holier-than-thou as Hanna called it, meeting. Hanna and (the awesome) Lucas have to role play the let's have sex, wait no! scenario. Lucas claims "He's more comfortable in an observational role during this exercise." I'm pretty sure I made that my Facebook status once.
Hanna: So you want to come up to my roo-
Lucas: YESS!!!!
He he, I love Lucas.
Back in the hallway, Mr. Fitz is cold shouldering Aria. Emily and Maya have a bit of an awkward conversation about Homecoming and other stuff.
At lunch, Spencer is determined for Hanna to get Jenna's file from the psychotherapist's office.
Mona appears saying it's cute Spencer's taking her "Cinderfella to the ball." Hahahahaha I love Mona.
OMG IT'S TOBY! And we get a glimpse of his tatoo, 901 free at last.
OMG HE'S SO CUTE TALKING TO EMILY!!
Sorry, I'll calm down. Toby asks Emily to go to Homecoming with him. She says yes! YAY! :)
Spencer is manically preparing for Homecoming and Alex put pockets her the money for the homecoming tickets.
Back in the hallway, Hanna tells Maya that Emily would really want her to come, careful Hanna, you may have created a bit of a mess.
Jenna is being all creepy and asking if Toby's talking to Emily, apparently when Emily finds out the truth about him she'll hate him. Toby asks who's going to tell her? Apparently nobody with the look on Jenna's face.
Hanna goes back to the psychotherapist's office, and rigs the locks so they can go back in later.
At Aria's Hanna tries to convince Aria to come to homecoming and get out of the house. She holds up two dress options for Aria, one looks like what you'd wear to a Diwali, and the other looks like she's a cruise ship singer's dress. Luckily she wears neither. I enjoy Aria's dress, I wouldn't wear it, but it's very 'Aria'.
When she arrives, Aria says how she's looking forward to having a fantastic time, then Mona buts in with
"With no date? My how the mighty have fallen." HAHAHA MONA FOR PRESIDENT!
Hanna and Spencer say that Aria can share their dates. Omg! Melissa's here! To present the Homecoming Queen award. She tells Spencer she knows that she's not sorry she stole the essay, because she never is.
Cut back to Hanna and Mona and Mona once again delivers an excellent line:
Hanna: Is that Becky Newman?
Mona: Looks like her hair got into a fight with her face and they both lost!
I love you Mona, I wave my flag in your honour.
Lucas comes to talk to Hanna, and Mona is extremely funny but quite mean. Ouch Mona. Oh well, I still love you.
Aria goes to work the beanbag toss and who should be there but Mr. Fitz, and awkward tension is in the air. She tells him it wasn't a friend who sent the text, and A is someone who's messing with her.
Then Ms. Welsh, you know that teacher that's always there whenever it's an Aria and Ezra scene? Buts in and re-leaves Aria of her beanbag duties, how kind of her.
Emily and Toby have an adorable conversation about dancing, and then BAM drama's about to go down.
Maya appears looking for Emily, just in time for Emily to show up with Toby. Nobody looks pleased.
Spencer be nicer to your future boyfriend! Hehe :) Hanna says she thought Emily was going to take Maya.
Melissa goes to talk to Alex, and obviously goes to fuck things up. She tells him that Spencer is dating him to piss off their Dad. That's right, Alex, walk away. Jokes, we have to wait about six more episodes for that.
I like this song playing while everyone is dancing, I don't know it, but obviously it's by 2AM Club because we keep hearing in the background "WOOH 2AM CLUB!! GIVE IT UP FOR 2AM CLUB!!" Spencer once again has to ditch Alex, to tell Hanna and Aria that Toby's tattoo must mean the day Ali disappeared. Hanna goes to get the file, leaving Aria to make up excuses about why Hanna's gone.
Hanna get's Lucas to drive her to the office to get the file.
Sean is complaining about Hanna leaving, and Aria convinces him to dance. Sean seems rather pleased.
Emily goes to talk to yellow-dress clad Maya. OMG TOBY SPIES JENNA!
Maya and Emily have a bit of a not-quite-lover's spat. But Emily can't look Maya in the eye and tell her she has no feelings for her. Awks.
Aria and Sean's dancing is quite adorable, see NORMAL RELATIONSHIPS!!
Hang on! When the fortune teller was talking about the bad couple, there was a shot of ARIA AND EZRA BEFORE EMILY AND TOBY!!!!
IT'S EZRA!!! IT HAS TO BE!!
Anyway, Aria goes and talks to Ezra, saying she thinks he hates her. He tells her she should be with guys her own age. YES. Thank you. Finally. But it's falling on deaf ears with this bitch.
Well, at least their committed to each other, I'll give them that.
Back to Hanna and Lucas at the Therapist's office, and Hanna is madly searching for Jenna's file, but it's not there!
Emily runs off and Toby follows. He wants to know what's wrong. How nice of you Toby.
Once again, Spencer is being the worst date ever, Hanna calls saying she can't find Jenna's file, and Spencer tells her to look under Cavanaugh. When she hangs up, Alex is gone! And Melissa reveals she didn't have to do much to drive him away. Poor Spencer :(
Hanna continues to flick through the files, eventually finding a file titled: Cavanaugh, Toby
Toby and Emily go up to the Chem labs to talk, Emily tells her she was upset because of something to do with Maya, and that maybe she went with the wrong person to homecoming. Well, so did Toby so I guess you're even. Emily wants to know why Toby's so nice to her even though he knows what they did to Jenna. He says that he's also done things he's not proud of:
"We've all got secrets Emily." and then shuts the door. OOOOHHHH!!!
Just as there about to announce the King and Queen, Hanna arrives with the file, and HUGS LUCAS! I love Lucas! They look through the file, and they find out that apparently Jenna and Toby had a relationship! NO!! She was forcing him! Toby is too precious!
The girl's freak out, and try to call Emily. Toby wants to tell her what happened last Summer. OMG JENNA HEARD ARIA, SPENCER AND HANNA'S CONVERSATION!!
Toby wants to talk to Emily, Emily tries to go, Toby wants her to hear him out. Emily makes a run for it! NO TOBY!
The girls hear her running and yelling, and BAM she trips and falls like an idiot.
As the episode concludes, A diminishes the population of Rosewood by one. I don't know why they did that, it's not like Emily died. Oh yeah, because Toby disappears. I'll miss him until episode 10.
Anyways, until next time my lovelies :)
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