Monday, 5 March 2012

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Reality Bites Me


I honestly don't remember this episode at all. So that's a good sign. I am also eating Mint Slice Biscuits.
They're good.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars people made out, Hanna wrecked a car, Toby was adorable, blah blah blah. You can read about the previous episode here.
So we begin with Aria showing the girls the letter A sent to her Mum, hen telling them how Alison knew, and that she was with Aria when it happened. Once again, Hanna's bad joke habit, picked up from Detective Creepy-Mc-Creep, makes an appearance. She also doesn't want to go clean the mirror. Don't be so lazy Hanna, god.
Ah! A text from A! They unblocked their phones by the way,
Ever wonder what's going on when your back is turned?
- A
And there's an attachment! What could it be? It's a video of them looking at the mirror last night! A was inside the closet! Literally! Oh my goodness. A keeps getting creepier and creepier, looks like Detective Does-The-Rosewood-Mom's has got a run for his money.
Also the jungle red lipstick was in Spencer's closet. Surprise. Surprise.
OPENING CREDITS
We are now at Aria's house, in her room, and Mike wants to know how she doesn't poke her eyeball when putting on eyeliner, and if she thinks their parents are acting weird. Uh oh, he's on to it.
Down to the kitchen and the Montgomery adults are arguing, and Aria's good with a granola bar. Aria let's slip that she's known about her Dad's affair for a year, and that he asked her to keep it a secret, to her Mum.
Woops.
Hanna's out shopping for hideous Dental Assistant clothes when she runs into Sean. She tells him how she's scared of children and how she still wants to go to Homecoming with him. Sean seems hesitant, but he says they should talk about it, before getting in the car with a new Kate look-a-like.
Now at school, the girl's discuss the possibility of Jenna and Toby being the one's who broke into Spencer's house. They recite some particular harsh comments about Toby, especially Spencer. Don't worry. She'll take it all back later. Then Mr. Shelwhatever randomly appears and announces that Spencer won the essay contest.
Of course she did.
Now at chemistry, Toby and Emily discuss what they did the night before. Toby did homework at the Grill, because there's no other place in town. Emily explains that Maya is more her friend than the groups. Toby tell her "Different's good. I like different. This town has too much of the same."
I love you Toby!
Back in the English Classroom, Aria wants an excuse not to go home, Mr. Fitz tells her that he's reading a story of his out loud, Aria wants to come. We finish the scene with Aria saying "You're the teacher, I'm the student, remember?" YES WE DO REMEMBER!!!
Hanna checks out her ugly uniform in the doors of the elevator when Jenna pops in to do her lipstick. Hey! Isn't that jungle red? :O
Spencer arrives home and her Dad buys her some butter creams, congratulating her on winning the essay competition. She tells him it's not the big of a deal, he says that her Mum even bought out a full page Ad in the club newsletter! KIDDING!! Hahahaha Mr. Hastings is funny as!
Back at the Dental Office, Hanna spies Jenna getting in the elevator AGAIN. Jesus does she buy drugs in there or something?
Toby and Emily continue doing Chemistry work, and WOW TOBY CAN DRAW! AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOME BAND THEY BOTH LIKE WHO'S NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER!!
Toby's going to burn Emily a CD of some other band, and they're going to meet up at the grill, because where else are they going to meet up?
Ezra's story sounds vaguely familiar, almost like the death of Alison.
Spencer's at the Tennis club and some curly haired worker and her have a conversation. I know it's Alex, I know they get together for awhile. Ugh, when does he leave? I hope it's soon.
Back at the bar, Aria's basically being a groupie while Ezra's old college buddy tells her stories about him laughing in his sleep, which Aria says "Is Cute." And Ezra's eyes widen so much I thought he had just seen like Gay Porn behind her head or something.
Ezra's friend tells him he knows Aria's cute and smart, but she's his student, and the bottom line is "She's going to get her diploma, and you're going to get a pink slip and an orange jump suit." FINALLY SOMEBODY WITH SENSE!!
Back at the Marin household, Hanna is looking at some girl who made her day worse than a kid that aimed at her for rinse and spit. Her name is Amber and she's a cheerleader at some school. Hanna thinks she's trying to take Sean from her. She also breaks the news to her Mum that her Dad is marrying the Isabel person.
As Hanna's Mum leaves, Hanna gets an Instant Message from ThisIsA:
Now I know TWO secrets, Hanna got dissed...and Emily got KISSED! -A
They attach a file and it's the photobooth pictures. Oops, looks like Emily's secret is out.
Back at the Grill, Spencer and Hanna talk about Jenna using the jungle red lipstick. Toby's at the grill! To meet Emily! But oh no! Her friends drag her away! Toby looks so heartbroken! :( :( :(
Back at Ezra's apartment Aria and Ezra discuss how their age affects their relationship. I just want to shake them and say "THINK!! JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
Spencer gets up to leave the Grill and tells them that there's a boy at the tennis club. This irks me. Toby left a CD for Emily, how nice. Hanna seems to think that Maya made the CD and hints that Hanna will be happy for Emily if someone in her life cares about her, no matter who they are. Awkward Emily thinks she means Toby.
Aria leaves Ezra's apartment, and Andrew Belle's "All Those Pretty Lights" is playing, in case you were wondering.
It's the next day and Spencer's all ready for the tennis match. Mr. Hastings asks Spencer to lose the match in order to help his business deal. Calm down Spencer, it's just a tennis match.
In the end, Spencer pretends to be crap and Alex sees. GO AWAY ALEX THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!
Back at the Dentist building, Hanna breaks into the room she saw Jenna go in, and works out it's a psychotherapist.
Aria's parents are arguing again, and Byron just might lose Ella. Oh no!
Hanna doesn't know if she's going to Homecoming, and her Mum and her have a heart to heart. I feel bad for Ashley.
Aria arrives at Ezra's apartment only to be met by a furious English teacher, she left her phone their and he saw the message from A:
Lucky you Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher...
--A
Aria tells Ezra she doesn't know who A is, and that she didn't tell anyone, he doesn't believe her and tells her to leave.
Hanna comes back to the psychotherapy office only to be met by Sean, who tells her he's getting his car back. She asks if they're over, and he tells her he does want to take her to Homecoming, and Amber just drives him to his Virgin club meetings. Hanna decides to come to the next meeting, by saying "We already tried doing it my way, so let's not try doing it your way." Haha Hanna, you are so witty.
Back at the Hastings Household, Spencer's Dad tells her he pretended Alex forgot to make a reservation at the club so he could treat his client to lunch. This does not please Spencer, and it leads her to telling him that she stole the essay.
Back at the Grill, Toby's there reading The Catcher in The Rye by J.D. Salinger. That's a good book. So Toby is kind, sweet, smart and reads proper literature. He is the best. Also Spencer gives him Catcher in The Rye in French later. Emily gives Toby the mix CD she made for him, and they continue to chat as the concluding episode music plays, Spencer leaves for her date with Alex (ugh), and Aria and Mike sit on someone's bed and watch a movie together. Aria tells Mike she doesn't know if their parents will work it out. Poor Mike, I love Mike.
And that's the end! Hopefully I can get the next episode up by tonight :)
Ta Ta my pretties.

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