Here we are beginning the countdown to the final episode of season two of my favourite show...Pretty Little Liars Yay!
So here's the one that started it all, the pilot.
We begin in Rosewood, Pennsylvania. Don't Trust Me is playing in the background of the girl's sleepover woooh! Remember that song? Yeah, me neither.
Omg, that's underage drinking! OMG something's out there! Allison appears wearing a yellow top and "It's so not funny." Emily loves Beyonce's video a little too much.
Aria awakens, where's Ali and Spencer? They don't know. Ali's missing, and Spencer think she heard a scream....and it begins!
One year later and Colbie Caillat is playing and Aria is checking herself out in the mirror, wearing a very nice dress. The Montgomery family is back from Iceland, "I NEED A RIDE TO LACROSSE!!" Yells Mike. His first line! Yay I love Mike! Aria's still keeping her Dad's secret....hmmm, what could it be? Ha ha like we don't know.
And now the famous meet of Aria and Ezra. If you want food why would you go to a bar? It's called Mcdonalds Aria. Aria's major is 'leaning towards English'. Lol, awkward because she's in Year 11, I think. I can never remember. Aria and Mr. English Teacher want to know more about each other....which leads to them making out in the bathroom.
OPENING CREDITS
Hanna is trying on sunglasses to bad ass music. Mona's scarf is a little too much her mother. Just a regular day of Hona. That's Hanna and Mona together if you didn't pick it up.
Oooh, who's that over there checking out clothes in a really ugly blazer? I love you Spencer but that's a really bad blazer. Hanna's outfit is pretty bad too though. I'm not to keen on the stylist for this episode. Spencer is buying a top for a family dinner where she is meeting her sister's fiancee. If he's her fiancee wouldn't they have met him already?
Hey did Hanna pay for those glasses? Ha ha of course not.
Next scene, Aria and her father have a not so cryptic conversation about her dad's secret. Cue flashback of Aria and Allison finding Aria's dad in a car making out with a blonde girl! Wow, I never saw that coming
It's Emily! Again, wearing a bad outfit. Emily seems to think Allison's dead. Maybe.
"So I hear the new teacher's really hot." Wow, that didn't give anything away.
Nobody's friends anymore, thanks for the update Emily. And we were right, Mr. English Teacher from the Bar is Mr. Fitz the new Rosewood High English Teach.
And then BAM Aria get's a text from someone....
Maybe he fools around with students all of the time. A lot of teachers do.
Just ask your Dad -A
And the plot thickens!
Emily goes to meet her new neighbour, who's just moved into the Dilaurentis' house (Did I spell that right?). There's notebooks! Maybe containing secrets! Cue Maya as an A suspect. Maya (the neighbour) and Emily are fast friends, and Emily goes to help her with her boxes. Maya makes a weird comment about Emily's body and how she's 'good'. I don't know if she's talking about swimming or sex.
Then she decides to smoke some weed and invites Emily to join her.
Cut to Spencer who's parade is being rained on by Melissa by moving into the barn that Spencer worked very hard to do. Ooohh, I sense some sibling rivalry.
Now cut to Wren and Spencer chatting quite casually, with sensual guitar music playing in the background. Wren is unusual because Spencer likes him. Wren does a bit of a cocky smirk.
Aria and Ezra have an awkward conversation about how they feel. But it's just not right. Am I the only one that thinks this relationship should have ended right then and there? I mean come on she's sixteen and he has to be at least twenty two. Same goes for Wren and Spencer, especially if he's a med student and in the next season he starts doing work at the hospital. Wren must be like 26. Oh my goodness, the underageness on this show is ridiculous. I feel like I'm the only one who remembers they're supposed to be 16.
Back to Maya and Emily, Maya makes another innuendo about Emily being her first. Maya and Emily kiss each other on the cheek goodbye, awkward smiles and sexual tension follow. Then Emily finds a note in her locker from.....dum dum dummm A!!! She's in a towel.
Spencer's in the barn, with a towel, Wren then asks for a towel. I'm sensing a recurring theme here. Wren gives a rather inappropriate massage considering SPENCER'S SIXTEEN!!!! When I first watched this, those were the days where I thought Wren was for Spencer. Haha, now naive I was.
Now Spencer's sitting around reading a book...wearing a tie. Jeez who styled this episode. Her laptop beeps for a new message. I wonder who it's from? JOKES.
Poor Spencer always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But remember if you kiss, I tell.
-A
OMG. Who else did she want? *cue flashback*
Allison makes a mean comment about Hanna eating a cookie. Then tells Spencer "You need to tell your sister." They have a secret conversation outside.
It was one kiss! And if Allison says something to Spencer about Ian, she's going to tell everyone the truth about the Jenna thing! A blonde person was in the window! I'm confused.
Aria and Emily have a conversation about A, they can't tell anyone because the secrets are way too big. They both feel like outsiders. What else is new?
Hanna and her Mum are having dinner when police pull up to their door. Hanna gets arrested for her no expenses paid shopping trip, and then it looks like Hanna's Mum's getting sexy in the police room.
And then....dum dum duuumm.
A text from A. Something about her being fat. It's not really a secret so...what's Hanna got to worry about?Maybe her Mum who's apparently 'taking care' of her shoplifting charge.
Cut to the next scene, and there are sirens outside the Dilaurentis' house. And they've found Allison's body. All the girls seem to be randomly driving or walking past. Aria, Spencer and Hanna talk for about 10 seconds, and then we find out how to body was found on the news. I can't be bothered typing that bit up.
But hang on...Who's that getting sexy with Mrs. Hanna. Isn't that the police guy? Awkward, Hanna's Mum is a whore.
Now finally, here we are at Allison's funeral. Wait, what's Ezra doing at Allison's funeral? It's not like he knew Aria would be there. What? Oh my goodness, Ezra has a thing for younger girls and he had an affair with Ali but it went south and he killed her! Then he became A. Omg. That's totally it. Remember we saw him in the Halloween episode? He was in Rosewood before she disappeared!
All the girls sit up the front for Allison's rather spectacular funeral service.
The picture of Allison isn't the best though. She looks kind of weird.
Hanna gives Emily a flask, how kind. That's what friends are for right?
And bam, they all got messages from A!
AND OMG IT'S JENNA! And is that supposed to be Toby? Ha that actor didn't last long. Well neither did a lot of the other actors in the pilot.
Who's funeral dress do I like the best?
I would say Spencer but I feel I'm being biased, I'm going to have to say Aria. but I like Spencer's hair the best. And Detective-getting-it-on-with-all-the-mum's is going to find out what happened that Summer.
Omg everyone's phone rings simultaneously!
I'm still here Bitches, and I know everything,
-A
And that's the end of the first episode! Goodbye my loves! Can't wait for episode two.
Ta Ta!
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