Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - The Homecoming Hangover

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I really love writing these, it's so much fun. Also, I'm going to buy a bracelet off Invisible Children for Stop Kony. If you don't know what it is, you should, google it now.
So, Previously on Pretty Little Liars, Toby and Emily went to Homecoming, Melissa was a bad sister, Aria and Ezra drama, they found Toby's file, and Emily tripped. You can read about the previous episode here.
The girls are running around searching frantically for Emily, OMG is that blood??!!!
Toby's in his car with Emily in the back, and drives her to the Hospital. Wow, that must have been some fall.
OPENING CREDITS
Emily won the new car! Lucky, the most I've ever won in a raffle is a fold-out mini couch. The girls tell Emily about the file, but Emily seems hesitant. "If Toby killed Alison, and wanted to do the same to me. Then why am I sitting in my bed and not in a body bag?" Excellent point Emily.
The police question Emily's Mum, which is pretty pointless since she thinks Emily's still going out with Ben. Wow, aren't you behind Pam didn't you watch episode 3? The police tell her that Toby dropped Emily off at the hospital and then took off on his motorcycle, Toby Toby where art thou Toby?
Emily tells Aria and Spencer she told the police that when she went out for air she tripped. Well she did trip. I don't see how she lied that much.
Hanna comes to tell the girls that the Police were at the shrink's office and they know the file was stolen.
Once the Spencer and Aria leave, Emily asks Hanna why she thought she wanted Maya as her date. Hanna tells Emily about A sending her the picture, and the famous Emily pout appears yet again.
Emily tells Hanna, that if she were to date Maya, she could never tell her parents.
Spencer goes to talk to Alex, and she's violating like a million health codes right now. She convinces him to give her another chance, and he says only if he gets to plan the whole night.
Aria leaves a message with Ezra, while sitting on her bad in an oh so high school fashion. Ella arrives with flowers! From Who? Ella tells Mike she can't go to his lacrosse game. Poor Mike. Are Aria's flowers from Ezra? Lol no. Sean.
Now we're back with Emily, and there's a dog! And a creepy figure in the door! It's just Jenna. With cookies. She wants to know where Toby is, but Emily doesn't know.
Hanna goes to take a make up picture of the Homecoming King and Queen, and has an adorable chat with Lucas. Sean arrives being all moody and teenage boy like.
Later, Emily and her Mum discuss Emily going to Homecoming with Toby Cavanaugh. Emily's Mum makes all these assumptions, and freaks out what her neighbours would think. Jesus, why is everyone so obsessed with their neighbours on this show?
Hanna and Sean fight, Lucas is quite funny, the end of that scene.
Aria and her Dad talk about her parents relationship, and her Dad is telling her that her mother think that they should spend some time apart.
Back in the woods they always go to, Hanna wants to burn Toby's file, but Spencer and Aria are against it. Hanna doesn't want the file to be traced back to her, especially after the whole incident with Detective Creepy-Mc-Creep-Pants.
Spencer wins best outfit in this scene.
Hanna makes some comment about not everyone having a Daddy who can write a check to make the boogey man go away. "Spencer, you get caught stealing an essay and your parents let you take a picture for the newspaper, I get caught stealing an accessory, and I have to lug around medical waste."
Aria throws the files in the river/creek thing before getting a message from Emily,
Whatever you do, do not destroy that file!
Woops, too late!
There has been no A texts this episode. I miss A.
Maya could-shoulders Emily in the hallway, and Spencer gets blown off by Alex. Hey! It's the author of the Pretty Little Liars books. Telling Aria, that Mr. Fitz isn't at school.
Jenna goes to talk to Emily, asking about the file. Emily tells her she doesn't have to worry about it, and it's gone, for good. Jenna hopes she's not lying to her.
Hanna goes for a chat with Lucas, and looks at the Homecoming pictures for approval. She thought she would look happier.
Spencer goes to the club. I like her outfit. She finds Alex and turns out he wasn't lying about having to work.
Spencer decides to help Alex with his fruit skewers, doesn't she have school?
Sean goes to talk to Aria, and Aria convinces him to forgive Hanna. But BAM Mike's in a fight! "GO TO HELL!" He yells at Aria!
Lucas shows Hanna all these videos of animals doing weird stuff, they have a nice moment. I like Hanna's hair. Lucas talks about how Alison used to bully him, and asks why Hanna was friends with her. Hanna says that when she wanted to, she could make someone feel really special.
Spencer goes out the back and finds....OMG! A picture of her, with like horns or something. It' really weird.
She's mad, and walks out.
Emily goes to talk to Maya, and tells her that the picture of her and Emily kissing might be seen by a lot of people. And she wants to work out their relationship. Because she's trying this new thing called, 'being honest with myself' and how is she doing so far? Wow. That line hasn't been said in like 1000000 movies and TV Shows.
Ella and Byron fight over Mike fighting and all that, it's not really blog worthy. Byron announces he doesn't want to leave, but Ella doesn't want him to stay.
Aria goes to Ezra's apartment and breaks in with the spare key. Jeez stalker much? This is becoming more and more like Fatal Attraction. Turns out Ezra's interviewing at a school in New York.
Sean goes to see Hanna and turns out all is forgiven, although he isn't impressed by Hanna's snow boarding turkey video.
Hey it's that song that always is sung by that actor who plays Alex. Remember it was in 90210? When he was Javier or whatever? Anyway him and Spencer like dance and it's kind of weird.
I miss Toby.
They kiss, la la la.
Missy Higgins plays and we see Emily drive past the Cavanaugh house, Toby's bike is wrecked and Jenna's in tears. OH NO TOBY!!!
Aria talks to Mike about her Dad or Mum moving out, and Mike is all like "THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT US!"
I LOVE YOU MIKE! I CARE ABOUT YOU!
Turns out Ella's the one moving out, not Byron. Poor Montgomery family :(
Hanna, Spencer and Emily are sitting on Emily's window seat and Emily tells them about Toby's bike being wrecked and Jenna being upset. Spencer says she's not going to cry over this, and neither should Emily.
"SPENCER IF SHE LIKED HIM SHE CAN CRY ABOUT IT!!!" Cries Hanna. Spencer apologizes, and Hanna apologizes to Spencer about what she said about her family in the woods.
Finally a text from A!
Thanks for getting Toby out of my way....
--A
OH NO TOBY! Jokes, we know he's fine. Dramatic music concludes the episode! And we see a black glove picking up pages of Toby's file from the river. Ooooh!
Until next time!
Ta Ta.

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