Previously on Pretty Little Liars. I'm not going to type up what happened previously, but if you want to read about the last episode click here.
So we open with our four liars in the only restaurant in Rosewood, The Apple Rose Grill, and 'The Jenna Thing' seems to be the main topic of conversation. Also Hanna's flask is back and the contents are being poured into her glass. Don't worry guys. It's medicinal.
Also, apparently Ali was seeing someone the Summer she disappeared, he was an older boy and he had a girlfriend.
Best hair award goes to Hanna in this scene
Worst acting award goes to Emily, "I knew she was keeping something from me!....from us." Also can she never not pout?
Now we mournfully discuss Alison. Allison? Oh I don't know. I'll just change between the two most likely.
Just as the girl's are beginning to reconnect, blind as a bat Jenna comes and spoils everything by sitting at a near by table. So they all part off on their own ways.
OPENING CREDITS
We open at the Marin residence, and Hanna looks like she's working as a secretary instead of a 16 year old High School Student. Ew black coffee.
Jokes, I saw the bottom of her outfit, a slutty secretary.
Alison's Cause of Death was suffocation according to Detective Does-Everyone's-Mom.
Hanna tells her Mum she's really sorry about him, and her Mum simply tells her they won't being seeing him again.
Aria and her Mum discuss how Hanna used to shop at curvy girl, but not anymore. But that conversation is interrupted when Aria has a go at her Dad about late nights, because she thinks he is at his affairing ways once again.
Oooh, the sensual guitar music is back! This time with Maya and Emily. Oh my god Maya's fro's gone! Thank goodness because it was annoying.
Once again Maya makes weird comments saying how she would rather share Emily's drink then have her own. Emily's mum offer's Maya to stay with them for a few days. Both Maya and Emily seem quite pleased.
Now Spencer's getting all intense with field hockey, and then meeting Maya who claims she is "New girl who moved into dead girl's house." Wow that was awkward. By the way who says they're going to "get some caffeine." That's just stupid.
Aria wants to talk to Mr. Fitz, what else is new? And she wants to transfer out of his class. What??? She can't and won't keep her feelings in check. Damnit Aria! Just keep them in check! Ezra signs the transfer form, but we all know it's not going to work out.
Now in the hallway, Emily and her boyfriend Ben talk about how Maya is staying at her house....and the kind of pyjamas she wears.
Then an announcement goes over the speakers that all four girls must go to the principal's office. Just in time for a text from A!
Dead Girls Walking -A
Saaaa original A! Just where do you get your lines from I wonder?
Detective I-Do-The-Mom's-of-Rosewood is interviewing the girls, and we're all hearing stuff we already know. SKIP TO THE SPENCER AND TOBY ACTION! Wait, that's not for another like twelve episodes.
Now we're at lunch, and we're hearing more about Jenna, an accident? Stopping Ali?
WHAT COULD ALL THIS MEAN??!!!
And with the sound of a beating cane against the ground. Jenna makes her presence known by all. Aria invites her to sit with them, and it's the most awkward lunch I've ever witnessed.
Jenna reveals that Alison came to visit her in the hospital, and Jenna knew exactly who she was.
*CUE FLASHBACK*
"Oh my god Ali! That top is saaaa hot!" or something along those lines is basically repeated by all for the first ten seconds of this flashback until Alison runs to the window "I CAN SEE YOU!!!" and announces that Toby Cavanaugh was peering through the window. We all know you're lying bitch, Toby is too precious to do that!
Alison has a better idea than telling someone, she wants to stink bomb Toby's little shed or something. I don't know. The girl's are pretty hesitant but Alison is determined. "Are you sure it was Toby?" Spencer asks. Spoby foreshadowing maybe? ;)
Anyway dramatic violins build up as Alison lights the firecracker or whatever and then OMG she seems to spot something! and then....
BAM!!! the place is alight! And the girls make a break for it!
What idiots. SOMETHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO TOBY!!!
Bam! This time it's a message from A.
If only she could see how guilty you all look.....
-A
It's English time now, Mona thinks it's Mr. Fritz, oh I love Mona. Blah Blah Blah about To Kill A Mockingbird. Aria didn't get transferred! What a surprise! NAHT. Hehe.
Now we're at Hanna's house, Hanna's boyfriend Sean doesn't want to have sex, he wants to wait, his Dad's a priest. Blah Blah Blah boring.
Creepy Detective is back with Thai Takeout. Wow he knows how to get a lady going.
Spencer wants to take a class for fun, she's out for dinner with her family. Do I even need to say where? The grill, in case you couldn't figure it out.
Wren and Melissa arrive for the dinner. Spencer wants a vodka soda. LOL you're underage. No. So Wren get's it instead.
Maya and Emily discuss Alison, and how they both sleep in the middle.
Back to the dinner, Wren makes creepy looks at Spencer some more.
Back to the Maymily sleepover, (Maya and Emily), spooning occurs and then... a text! From Q! Just kidding from A.
Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me
xo-A
Awks, A knows they both sleep in the middle. What a kerfuffle.
It's the morning at the Marin household and Hanna's Mum's cooking breakfast for Detective Creep.
Maya, Emily and Ben make lesbian jokes about Emily and Maya, weird because it's true.
Aria and Mr. English Teacher run into each other at the movies...and Aria's Mum is there. Apparently Aria forgot to mention the really young part about her teacher. HE'S STILL TOO OLD FOR HER.
Emily and her Mum have a conversation about how Emily thinks there's something wrong with her. Emily, there's nothing wrong with you!
Spencer's on her bed doing homework, when Wren enters all cocky and smug. If you weren't British I would find you extremely annoying Wren.
Wren tries to appeal to Spencer saying "I'm sorry you're under so much pressure." and then..... shows her a book! AND THEN....OMG SHE'S SIXTEEN FOR CRIES SAKE, AND YOU HAVE A FIANCEE.
Melissa sees them kiss, of course. Spencer stops it but oops too late!
The next morning Wren is sent packing. Poor Wren :(
Hanna and Mona are out shopping, Detective I'm-So-Creepy tells Hanna he think that her and her friends may have something to do with Alison's murder.
Meaningful piano music, Aria in the rain, come one we know it's an Ezra and Aria scene. She runs into his car! A make out session ensures! Where is Toby is all I'm thinking.
The song playing is called Fresh Pair of Eyes in case you were wondering.
Emily sits alone at the Grill. Of course.
*CUE FLASHBACK*
It's a sunny day at the Grill and the five best friends are all given those bead name bracelets by Ali. Emily still wears hers. That's weird.
Aria arrives home, and her Dad is all "DON'T TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT MY AFFAIR!! PLEASE!!" more meaningful than that but whatever. He says that he gave into his emotions, and Aria's like awks I did that with my teacher.
Piper, I mean Ella comes in with takeaway and a mutual forgiveness seems to be in the air. Yay! Family resolution! But oh no! A Text!
When students kiss teachers, someone gets HURT. That's a promise I'll keep....
--A
Oh no! Just when things were good!
Now Spencer's running and oh! It's Jenna and she's saying to send a text now!
Is she A?
Lol, probably not, but at this point in time, we weren't supposed to think that.
The End! I hope to get the next one up as soon as possible!
Ta Ta
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