Here were are, we've come this far. I think I'm going to make it by the final episode. I believe I can do it.
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, they got some bracelets, Montgomery family drama, Toby is gone, A has the file! You can read about the previous episode here.
We begin with the girls at Spencer's, and Aria tells them that her Mum's moved out.
Jason, Ali's older brother is coming into town and the girls have this like fountain bird bath thing with sculptures on it.
They talk about how years from now, they'll be gone, but Ali will always be remembered.
"That's immortality my darlings." Quotes Spencer, *Cue Flashback*
The girls are all sunning themselves at the lake, Aria says that they should be able to choose the age they want to be, and just stay there. Alison says the only way to do that is to die young and leave a beautiful copse. "Come on you guys! Haven't you thought about what it would be like to die in some deliciously tragic way? That would be superior." Or something like that, is what Alison says. Spencer asks if that's how she really wants to go, Alison replies, "Not just yet."
Hanna tells Alison not to talk like that, "It's gruesome." Aria chimes in. Alison tells her it's not gruesome, it's immortality my darlings, la la la ties in with what Spencer said before. Alison has the best bikini.
She wins best bathers. Back to the present and the girls say that Ali was a movie. How nice.
OPENING CREDITS
Back at Hanna's, she's telling her Mum how her credit card got confiscated. Apparently they're having money problems, but Ashley insists it's only temporary.
Jason arrives in town, saying how great they've done on the memorial. But is all like "Trololol I'm taking over."
The weird photo of Ali once again makes an appearance. Why is it everybody's favourite? It's certainly not my favourite.
Jason says there will never be closure until they find out who killed Alison, and that Jenna's going to speak at the dedication.
The girls need to stop Jenna from speaking, and apparently Spencer's got the laptop of all knowledge, so it's all up to her.
The next day at school, Aria's having flashback's of her and Ezra at Homecoming. Hey! This should have been in the previously! Flashback's are only allowed if it's when Alison is still alive.
Hanna and Sean want to go to Band of Horses, which is a good band by the way, and how they get to go as long as they can convince Aria to come.
Back in the courtyard, Emily asks Maya out on a date, and some of the most used lines ever are recited, once again, "I think that's called a date, yeah I've heard of that." Emily's pout pops up.
Hanna and Lucas talk at Yearbook, and Lucas says he can help her sell some stuff online, to make some money.
Back to Emily, and someone's left a message on her phone. What's going on? Emily's military father is coming home!
Spencer's studying away when she goes to look at the Alison bracelet. *CUE FLASHBACK*
Back to the lake, Alison is once again being a bitch about Toby. Spencer asks her if she ever gets tired shooting a the low hanging fruit? YEAH ALISON!!!
They talk about how they'll be 'friends forever'. God, the repetition of that line really irks me. Back to the present and there's a message from A!
SUBJECT: THE DEDICATION
DO IT RIGHT. I'LL BE WATCHING. JUST LIKE TOM SAWYER.
--A
Yes it is all in capitals. And what's with the Tom Sawyer part? That seems completely irrelevant and makes absolutely no sense to me.
Later in the hallway Hanna tries to convince Aria to come, but Aria is all like "NOOO!!!" Jesus Aria is so annoying.
Back to the lake, Alison is once again being mean about other people's boobs. She says Noal Kahn, is perfect for Aria. But she prefers someone with a little more maturity.
Back in the hallway, Aria decides to tell Hanna she wants to come.
Hanna goes to yearbook, and Detective I-Did-Your-Mom tells her Jason is on him about Alison's case. Hanna says something about him wearing a towel. AGAIN WITH THE TOWEL!
Spencer goes to talk to Jenna, and Jenna says that Jason seems different. Spencer asks her what she's going to say at the dedication, Jenna is cryptic and annoying. Jenna tells Spencer, that Alison was done with her, and that she was afraid of her. "Is that why one of you did what you did?" OMG, not really.
Hanna shows Lucas all of the stuff she wants to sell online. Hanna tells Lucas the reason she needs money is that her Mum cut her off.
Back to the flashback, we see Alison once AGAIN being awful to someone. This time Lucas.
The other girls are almost just as bad. "Never look back Hanna, something might be gaining on you."
WHY WERE THEY FRIENDS WITH THIS BITCH??!!
Hanna's Mum and Aria's Dad have a friendly conversation.
Back in the hallway, Jason, Spencer and Aria spot Detective Does-nothing-useful-but-do-some-Mom's. Jason makes a good point saying the only reason they're tearing Toby's locker apart is because he's not around to object, but hold on! Toby, or someone using Toby's phone called Alison the night she died/disappeared and she took the call! Oooh!
I love Spencer's outfit in this scene, AH! Give it to me!
Emily's getting ready for her date with Maya, and back to the flashback.
Alison and Emily see Noal and....Prudence? Go off to the kissing rock, Alison asks Emily who she wants to take there? Looks between the two of them ensure.
Back at Hanna's Sean, Noal, Aria and Hanna are eating dinner before they go to the concert. Lucas arrives and gives Hanna the money from her online sales.
Maya and Emily are at their movie, that's about is.
Spencer and Jason are talking in her living room. The siblings are chatting away, woops spoiler alert!
Jason talks about how Spencer was the only person who ever challenged Alison. Jason tells Spencer how Alison told Jason about the fire, and that Spencer was the one who wanted to do it.
WHAAT!!
Back at Maya and Emily's date there's less movie watching and more making out, and knocking over valuable popcorn.
At Hanna's Noal talks to Aria, saying how she's sad about Ezra, but pretends it's about some Iceland boy.
Spencer tells the girls about Alison's fake Jenna story.
Hanna went grocery shopping, her Mum panics.
It's time for the dedication! Spencer's up first! HEY IT'S IAN!! MELISSA'S EX-BOYFRIEND?!!!
We have a montage of all the girls speeches. How come nobody looks very sad at this thing?
Aria talks about how in the middle of all the work on a memorial, you stop crying. Actually I've never seen them cry once about Alison.
Jenna goes to speak! Turns out Jenna's speech is actually okay, it's not revealing anything nobody wanted revealed.
It's the end of the memorial, and Jason gives them Alison's beaded bracelet. Hang on! I thought they had the bracelet! The one they found in the woods was a fake!
Dramatic music and it's the end of the episode! Hang on! Someone's going up to the memorial, and smashing it to bits. Wow, that was probably the shortest bit of time a memorial has been around.
And that's it! Hopefully the next one will be up soon!
See you next time my lovelies! :)
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