Saturday, 10 March 2012

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Know Your Frenemies

Well, it's time for the next one! And episode thirteen means the first hint of Spencer and Toby! Argghh! I love them! As you probably already know. Okay, here we go!
Previously on Pretty Little Liars, they think Noal is A, and he knows about Aria and Ezra. Someone took the money from the Lasagna box in the Marin kitchen. Alison's mystery boyfriend is Ian, and they went to Hilton Head, some golf course, together. But you can read all about the previous episode here.
So we begin in the house of Hastings, and Ian and Melissa are whispering away downstairs, something about the truth, and Spencer is listening in. When the stairs creak she runs upstairs, just in time! FOR AN A MESSAGE! Hehehe.
Married for love or an Alibi? -A
Oh my goodness! What could that possibly mean? On Pretty Little Liars, we're most likely to never find out.
OPENING CREDITS
We remain at the Hastings household, and it's the morning now. Ian says they're moving a lot of stuff to there place in Philadelphia. Spencer brings up Hilton Head, but Ian says he only went there once and it was years ago.
Now we're at the Montgomery's and Mike is just a tad moody. Byron says that Ella wants to start seeing other people, and Mike gets really pissed. I love Mike.
Spencer puts on a southern accent and asks Hilton Head about Ian's reservation, pretending he's her husband. When Emily asks why she's doing it, Spencer thinks that Alison and Ian were together at Hilton Head the weekend before she disappeared. Spencer's watch is the same as Ariadne's in Inception, I think. It looks like it. It is a Cartier watch if you're wondering. Which is worth about $9,000. Quite the affluent one, aren't you Spencer?
Emily makes a quotable line, "Alison lied more than she breathed." Then the FBI lady is there, what is she still doing there?
Hanna and her Mum talk about the money. And it turns out that Hilton Head had both Alison and Ian as guests at the same time. They say that they need to find proof about Ian, and at the moment they have none.
Maya strolls up and says Emily's a romantic, and Emily says that they have "Walks in the rain, picnics by the lake, dancing naked in candlelight." JOKES! They go to dinner and a movie just like you guys. But apparently Emily would love to do all those things. Haha, Maya is funny.
Ezra is writing on his all knowledge giving chalk board, when Noal goes again to talk to Mr. Fitz about his grade, when he starts telling some guy about how Aria is way into older guys, Ezra says he'll take a look at the paper.
Hanna's at her locker and oh! Some money is stuck to her locker window and a note from A is left there.
Go to 21 Main St. Ask for Hefty Hanna's order.
-A
Hefty Hanna's order, ouch.
Toby! He's here to get his books! Everyone is so mean to him :( TOBY IS INNOCENT!!! NO!!!!!
Hanna goes to get the order and A sends her more instructions.
Want the Money?
Sit there and eat every one.
--A
How cruel. Noal get's out of the car. Wow, Hanna looks really nice. I like her hair and her ring.
Oh my goodness that would be so embarrassing, just sitting there eating so many cupcakes with all these guys laughing at you.
FLASHBACK!
Hanna just ate a whole pie. Her being fat looks really fake in this scene, as she is about to throw it away, Alison comes in and is actually nice, but no, encourages her to get rid of her food.
Ew, having to eat all those cupcakes would make me vomit like everywhere.
Pam comes home and freaks out about Emily studying with Maya. "I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHERE THIS WAS HEADED!!!" My goodness, you know if it was a boy she wouldn't have freaked out.
Maya promises Pam that they were only studying, and she says "Mrs. Fields, I am Mrs. Fields to you." Maya decides to leave, and tells Emily "You didn't do anything wrong." Emily is really upset, and she says
"For the first time in my life, I am ashamed, that you are my mother." I would be to Emily.
Back at Cupcake Central, Hanna has eaten them all, and is now spotted by Aria. She then gets a message from A,
You know how to get rid of it.
-A
Aria comes over and asks her if she's okay. When the stupid guys say "Oink Oink." again Aria says my favourite line in the episode so far.
"Don't you guys have practice? Or did you lose your balls?" Hehe.
Hanna tells Aria about how Alison showed her how to throw up. She goes into the bathroom, and as she goes to dry her hands, there's money in the hand towels! After of course,
Oink Oink
-A
Is thrown in the mix. Mrs. Fields is in Emily's room and finds Maya's bag which she left. She goes through it (of course) and finds...OH NO! Weed. Awkward.
Noal goes to Mr. Fitz and sees that his grade hasn't been changed. Sorry, Noal, but more like sorry Ezra, because Noal seems to be inclined to tell the principal about what's going on with him and Aria. uh oh!
Spencer is running, as per usual. When she sees Toby walking down the street, and everyone is so mean to him! People yell from moving cars and little kids run away. Toby runs into an alley, and begins to cry :( NOOO TOBY!! Spencer looks in, and maybe, just maybe, she's beginning to really think he's innocent.
Back to Emily's Mum and she asks if she's doing drugs with Maya and "that's what this whole thing is about." Emily is very confused an asks what she's talking about. "Are you stoned?!" NOOO!" Shouts Emily.
Emily's Mum says she's not allowed to see Maya anymore, and she shouldn't bother calling her father.
At the Montgomery's household, Mike isn't hungry. Aria asks Mike what they were talking about. Aria asks whether Noal wants to know anything about her, or their family, and Mike is all "What?! No. Chill out." He says that all Noal was saying is that apparently Mr. Fitz is having a thing with one of his students. Noal apparently said, that he was going to tell the principle tomorrow. Oooh!
Aria arrives at Ezra's apartment, who looks rather disheveled. He says that the hiding and everything is over. They talk about how their relationship does feel right. I'm sorry I just can't get over the fact that she is 16 and he's like 22-24.
Spencer is highlighting away when she decides to look through one of Ian's boxes, JOKES! Melissa's here.
Melissa wants to get pregnant, and how she's really happy. Ian comes in and asks why Melissa told her. Spencer says she looked in the bag before Melissa could stop her, and she won't tell anyone. Melissa tells Ian that Spencer can keep a secret. "Don't worry...I know she can." Ian replies. Ooooh! Double meaning right there!
Back at the Marin's, Hanna's trying to put the money A gave her in the Lasagna box when her Mum walks in. At first she pretends she was trying to cook it, than tells her Mum that she found the money in the bathroom at Lucky Leons.
Aria and Ezra share a really big candle, and are really depressing.
Spencer tells Hanna about Melissa, and Hanna's like "WHAT A BOMBSHELL!" Just before Emily walks in telling them that Maya's been sent away to Juvie Camp for three months, because of her Mum.
Ezra stands in the classroom, and it's the end of his Rosewood High teaching career.
But then, the principal finds Noal has stolen the mid-terms, and he can't ever imagine trusting Noal again.
All the girls get a message from A.
A is for Alison not Amateur.
Hmmm, and why would A want to save Aria's relationship? MAYBE THEY ARE IN IT!!!! Hahaha.
I like Aria's outfit, but her bag is ugly.
So, we now talk about, what we all new before, that it is most likely that Noal isn't A.
"A saved my relationship." Aria says smiling. DAMN YOU A!! Just kidding...kind of.
Emily arrives, and the girls send her off to Spencer's room...what could there be? Maya is there, and she's here to say goodbye.
Hanna, Spencer and Aria go through Ian's boxes and hear the giggles fro upstairs, Emily and Maya dance in the candlelight...not naked.
They come downstairs and Maya says her goodbyes. As she leaves, we see the perspective of possibly A, looking through the windows, and then...Aria gets a message!
Don't say I never gave you anything, turn on your computer.
-A
They rush over and the video, you know, the Alison at the kissing rock video pops open. As it plays, it shows the part that the girls didn't see before, Ian was the one she was talking to! And oh no! She's on the ground, and is she dead? Who knows. We finish with A running like wildfire, the girls chase after them. But no luck.
See you soon my lovelies! :)

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