Saturday, 10 March 2012

Pretty Little Liars Vintage Recap - Salt Meets Wound

This is it guys! This is the episode with the apparent major clue on who is A! Who's excited? I am! I will keep my eyes peeled, oooh this is so exciting!
Anyway, so previously on Pretty Little Liars we think that Noal Kahn is A, Emily told her parents that she is A, someone trashed the memorial, Spencer and Alex are annoying, Hanna's Mum stole some money off an old lady and Ian and Melissa eloped. But you can read all about the previous episode by clicking right here.
So we begin (again) in the Marin household, and Hanna's playing with a sticker that says "Humpty Dumpty was pushed!" Well, I'm pretty sure it was that, Spencer says the only reason she got that one because it was either Humpty Dumpty or 'Jesus is coming, look busy.' Hahaha, Hanna once again freaks out about the A message still on her cast, poor Hanna :(
Aria still hasn't talked to Noal, so we don't know what's going on with that. As Hanna tries to get down food, she sees a lasgagne box, with thousands and thousands of dollars in it. OMG! Hanna hastily gets her friends to leave, just in time for a message from A.
Like Mommy, like daughter. Can you run from the law on those legs?
--A
Oh no! Hanna's Mum is being dragged into this whole A scandal! It just keeps getting worse and worse. Okay I remember what happens now, doesn't A make Hanna eat a whole lot of cupcakes by herself or something? I don't really remember. Anyway Hanna looks extremely freaked out at the A text.
OPENING CREDITS
Hanna confronts her Mum about the money in the pasta box, hey I have that brand of pasta! Her Mum says she will pay it all back, but Hanna doesn't seem so sure.
Emily and her parents discuss the dinner they are having the next night.
Spencer kisses Alex while he's in the car, and she waits for her Mum. When she comes back her and Mrs. Law and Order discuss Melissa's marriage, and how Spencer should be supportive. Just before they leave, Spencer spots Toby at the Rosewood city hall. Apparently he's out on bale, Spencer doesn't seem to happy. But that's all about to change :D.
At school Emily tells Maya to wear a dress for the dinner that night, and to not make jokes.  Aria sees Noal and it's a little awkward. I like Aria's outfit and hair.
It's English class time, and...Spencer I love you, but why are you wearing a hat inside? Aria goes to talk to Ezra, to tell him about Noal Kahn and OH MY GOOODD!!!! OH MY GODD!!! I THINK I JUST FOUND THE CLUEEE!! Sorry about the more letters than necessary for the words, I'm just going out of control. Okay, I'll screen shot it so you guys can see:
Aria says, I know who wrote that message on your car, and it cuts to Ezra:

Where it says 'It Was A' on the chalkboard, then back to Aria who says "It was Noal Kahn."
And then cut to Ezra and......
And it says "But I Was A" IT HAS TO BE HIM!!!! MY GOD!!!! If not, whoops. over reaching!
Aria tells A, I mean Ezra that Noal, won't tell anybody, Ezra isn't so sure.
In the hall, Mona tells Spencer and Emily that she wants to throw Hanna a surprise party.
Noal goes to Mr. Fitz and says he wants his grade changed, and implies that he knows about Mr. Fitz and Aria, and he'll tell if Mr. Fitz doesn't change his grade.
Later on, Aria goes to talk to Ezra in his classroom, and he tells her about Noal's visit. Just in time for a visit from Jenna.
Alex tells Spencer that he got recommended for a tournament in Sweden, and Spencer is all, "YOU HAVE TO GO!!" Yes Alex, go. now. But Alex is like "no."
At the awkward dinner of all awkward dinners, things get off to a bad start when Mrs. Fields serves seafood which Maya can't eat. She then goes on to talk about her family who's standards may not please Emily's mother.
Emily's Dad is starting to make jokes, so Pam goes off into the pantry and has a little cry. Oh boo hoo, get over it. You're so annoying Pam.
At Hanna's house, Mona is there and BAM SURPRISE PARTY! And Noal is one of the guests. Everyone's partying away, and oh my god it's Lucas! PARTY FLASHBACK!
The girls are at a party at Hanna's house, and we see Alison talking about how she broke Noal up with his girlfriend for Alison.
Back to the present, Lucas is getting drunk. Lucas is being all provokey with Sean, Lucas I need you to calm down.
Emily walks Maya out from dinner, and Maya tells her she's too tired to go to the party. They kiss goodbye as Mrs. Fields walks out, and gives her something to take home, an awkward hug follows.
Spencer asks Alex to go to some place her family has next weekend. They decide to go outside, but Spencer's going to the bathroom first.
Aria asks Noal about the Mr. Fitz grade thing, and he denies it. She then asks if he has some old grudge against her and her friends. Before Noal can answer he gets called away by Sean. Emily goes to talk to Toby, and tells him that it wasn't her that told the police where he was, and that she tried to reach him in jail.
Back at Hanna's party, Hanna tells Aria that she should have told them about her thing with Ezra when it started, and that they trusted her. Awks on your account Aria.
Outside with Alex, Spencer realizes something's wrong. Alex tells her that he got a confirmation email of his application, and basically breaks up with her. Yay! Sayonara Alex! And then....a text from A:
Point, set, match!
-xo A
Good one A, I am proud of you. Sean is telling some story, and Lucas is being all "I am too witty for you." and Lucas goes to beat him up, Noal stops him from doing anything. Good one Noal.
Hanna goes to talk to Lucas outside, and he goes insane! Oooh, maybe he's A. Probably not.
Lucas tells Hanna that he destroyed the memorial, he makes a good point. "Dying doesn't make you a saint."
It really doesn't.
Sean comes back out, and says some mean stuff about Lucas. Don't be mean to Lucas. She asks him about Noal, and then tells him to ask everyone to leave.
Aria and Spencer talk, something about Lobsters.
Toby's trying to destroy his ankle monitor when Jenna come out. He asks her why she didn't tell him Emily was asking to talk to him. And how, it was Jenna that turned him in. Toby says that Jenna chain him to the porch, and he'd still never touch her like that again, after Jenna gets a bit too handsy.
Hanna's at home and there's rustling all around, someone's outside! Or inside! But it's just Hanna's Mum! don't worry. But oh no! Do worry! The money in the Lasagna box is gone.
Emily's Mum tells her that her Dad is being commissioned to Texas before the end of the month. Emily's Mum tells her that she's not okay with her and Maya, and it makes her sick to the stomach. What a mean lady!
Spencer and her Dad converse about Ian, and how his stuff is everywhere. Also, the blood on Toby's sweater was a match, and he'll probably be arrested. Spencer goes over and sees Ian's golf clubs which have a tag with Hilton Head, South Carolina on them. Cue flashback!
Alison hops out of a cab to greet the girls, "Oh my god I missed you guys so much!" They all want to know how she got so tan, but yeah seriously, she's like orange. That tan is totally spray on, bitch you are fooling nobody with that shit. They talk about how they're going to have their sleepover night that night, and they
re using Spencer's barn. Hanna's worried about some storm warning. "Don't bring me down Hanna.""
Spencer sees the tag on one of Alison's suitcases and sees that there's a Hilton Head tag on it, Spencer wants to know why she went to South Carolina while her grandma lives in Georgia? Hmm, interesting question.
Hanna's Mum seems pretty upset and takes one of Hanna's pills to help her sleep. As Hanna opens another one of her pill bottles, something else is in there! Some money with a posted note!
You'll get your $$$ back,
If you do what I say.
Sweet Dreams
-A
Oh no! A has the money, this is not a good sign! Actually she's more likely to get it back from A than if someone just took it. Hanna doesn't look too happy. I wouldn't either.
We finish with a black hand putting lots of bills into a money weird doll thing. I don't know, it's pretty strange. And that's the end! Hopefully I'll see you soon!
Ta Ta :)

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